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Latest Posts by longliveth3drum - Page 5
NO WAY
Irv certified Peepaw status
a comic about printers
I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker
If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!
will ratvidson: I'm trapped.. trapped in this house of cheese...1
1. found more cheese in the cupboard. i didn't buy any. i can't stand to look at it
Ed: Johnny Trurat's manuscripts were delivered along with an envelope full of decayed food, presumed to once have been mozzarella.
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
disgusted with the service i was offered today. i went to the linux distro store asking them to show me a straight one and they simply were baffled saying stupid things like "ma'am this is not a physical space how did you do this" and "ma'am in order to get here you have to have made several incorrect assumptions about not only linux but also the nature of reality" "ma'am where am i" "ma'am there's no such thing as a linux store" and most infuriating of all "what the fuck do you mean a straight one". So unprofessional!
it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
the weight of all the things you (haven't) done.
Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today
i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever
sobriety is easy if you fill the void of hard drugs with buying candelabras on the internet
Came back wrong? How about came back right, except that the world you came back to is wrong. Came back just like waking up from a long nap only to find that the people who love you broke themselves into shards and bloody bargains to get you back.
There are new stains that nobody will explain, hidden beneath the rug in the upstairs hallway. Your mother's left eye is clouded and strange. The cat no longer goes near your brother. There's a sharp-edged shadow now, under your lover's smile.
Everybody says you must be remembering wrong, but your sense of smell is just as good as ever. The closet that used to smell like cedar and cinnamon smells like sulfur, now, and nobody will tell you why.
*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy
horses made me transgender
i should be able to go online to change my legal name like its a username as often as i want
and it should update literally everything that uses it
girls night.. 💅
wild pear tree by Kaveh Akbar
as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
Hanif Abdurraqib, They Can't Kill Us Until They Kill Us
this but im in house of leaves and instead of going insane mapping the house i just get hyped about all the extra square footage and closet space
Kids are funny. In just one summer vacation, a child can make lifelong friends with a weird frog, be transported to a distant fantasy realm under attack by an evil magician, experience loss via the tragic sacrifice of a trusted warrior ally, and be returned to this earth, just in time to start school again in the fall. For the rest of us, we push the "snooze" button on our Slack notifications nineteen times in the same summer.
What adults are, though, is resourceful. We've figured out a long time ago that we should be taking advantage of anyone who isn't paying enough attention. The grift can never end, and if I'm scamming you, you can't be scamming me, unless you are, in which case I need to scam someone else too. So when our children started opening magical portals to fantasy realms all over the fucking place, you can't imagine we didn't see an opportunity.
First, it's the free babysitting. Sure, the deposed queen of that magical land is going to send them into some kind of kill-or-be-killed foreign war, but there's a fifty-fifty chance our government does it too. They'll learn some valuable skills, make those aforementioned friends, carry the trauma forever. And while they're gone, we can use the closets and wardrobes that they left open (and the lights left on! These kids think electricity is free!) to get rid of some stuff we don't want anymore.
Folks, if dumping nuclear waste in Narnia is wrong, then you can pay higher taxes to get rid of it. I'm charging the government a flat ten-k per barrel to chuck it through the portal, where some halflings can deal with it in their verdant, unspoiled fairyland. And if anything decides to come out, we can just kill it the way adults do: by ignoring it for several decades until it gets really bad, and then blaming each other for it. Yep, the way I see it, the political party I hate are the ones who keep releasing all those manticores. We should dump more nuclear waste in there to teach 'em a lesson.
Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you
hey does anyone else think that "turn around and let me go free" in going to dallas could be read as a reference to the story of orpheus
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
new year's resolutions
- don't die
- get even gayer
- get an even weirder gender
- reach out to my friends more