As A Blanket Statement, I Enjoy Things That Are Warm And Soft

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time

can anyone else hear the timer ticking in their chest or is it just me and that one lesbian with the motorcycle

oh whats all this about "intuitive eating?" sounds pretty slick. (forgets to eat until starving, binges on junk food in a panic, repeat)