Caregiver Deadpool Headcanons (Deadpool)

Caregiver Deadpool Headcanons (Deadpool)

Heads up: the movie contains gory violence, nudity, sexual content, and mature humor. Suggested by Anon

He is constantly making jokes and wisecracks. However stressful a situation is, however upset you are, he will not stop trying to make you giggle.

He makes sure you always have fresh, sharpened crayons. (And then he borrows them to do his own drawings.)

He allows - nay, ENCOURAGES - swearing. He cracks up every time this adorable little child drops an f-bomb or calls him a REDACTED

He also loves your general misbehavior. Let there be anarchy!

He usually wears his mask around you; he tries to play it off, but he worries his face might give you nightmares.

He frequently takes you to the local arcade, where he kicks your butt at skeeball and then lets you have his tickets.

One of his favorite games to play, especially when you’re feeling crummy, is “Whose Life Sucks More”. It’s a stupid, silly way to remind you that things could always be worse.

He makes you your own matching suit to wear when you’re hanging out together.

He loves older cartoons and shows you all his favorites from when he was a kid.

He is always turning to the “camera” and making comments. Maybe there’s a real audience and maybe there isn’t, but either way it makes you laugh; and that is always his goal.