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The prompt was ‘detention.’

Soz I'm late. I got home from class and took a nap. I actually feel asleep during my second lecture but shhh.

Tbh, posts might start getting slow because all of my classes are starting this week. I'll probably shorten the texts posts down to three, or even one if necessary. I'll still be online though.

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

the 17 y/o with 18+ dni in their bio and the 18 y/o with minors dni in their bio when their teacher puts them on the same group project

Please rb if you vote!!

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

i hate hate HATE being an angry crier because NO i am NOT upset or sad or trying to garner sympathy i’m PISSED THE FUCK OFF

The Warriors AU where everything is the same except everybody who's wearing sneakers has Heelys

• Cleon wore his once and then took the wheels out.

• Fox kept the wheels in but rarely uses them.

• Vermin tries to do a bunch of stupid shit and probably ends up in the hospital every so often.

• Cowboy can't use them without falling. He's very acquainted with the ground.

• Snow is competent enough to not fall, easily the best at doing it.

• Rembrandt is actually pretty good at it, but he's too scared to skate in unfamiliar places, so he'll leave his wheels at home when scouting or such.