*writing In My Diary Using A Glitter Gel Pen* I'm Losing My Sense Of Humanity

absolutely crazy how jeremy, captain of the sunshine court, meets wymack’s recruiting standards. he’s a fox parading around as a… trojan horse 🫢

I just realized that Jean is what happens when the “my parents sold me to the mafia to pay off their debts” is written on ao3 instead of wattpad

riko moriyama : i am the king  jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings. 

You want me to fall in love? The thing that killed Martin K. Blackwood?

Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

Sasha Wire ordering the Oolong tea at the bar in The Day That Wouldn't Die (1.07)

To Mick ordering the Oolong tea at the bar in The Next Page (4.29) in honour of Sasha because he remembered the drink she likes

holding space for the lyrics of the riko roast

the foxhole court is just neil and andrew discovering that they match each others freak and then fighting the mafia over the right to continue doing so. also kevin is there.