Gives Barracuda My Patented Glitter Removaler That I Didn't Definitely Steal From Anyone

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also make sure your ass isn't sore from sitting.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go do those things in that order.

hyper fixations are so embarrassing for me because I make every part of my life center around the thing I'm fixating on like I would get out of bed and serve myself a bowl of cereal and be like "just like my Best Friend Finn the Human would :)" and it's completely unironical

and little animations

Pookies ima be real

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This was the palette btw

Used one of the color palettes to draw my shape, Alpha, as a human

The name of this palette fits very well with Alpha in many ways, in a physical and metaphorical sense.

Color palette found on @color-palettes

I need one.

I love the way team cherry advertises their grimm plush by putting him in his little stage :3

Blixer brainstorming

Lil sneak peak

Post on my Angelic†Sinners blog

Devil Woman design

Second one is the updated version.

I can't not reblog this

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

Have some fucking doodles I'm proud of.

Featuring Verus and his dog, Squeaks (the fly looking thing), tjey both are from the fandom "Helluva Boss" and are my own ocs.

And two dragon like creatures from the game Voidpet Garden

Referenced from these screenshots of the game