A Fun Fact That People May Not Know About Me Is That I’m Regular About Media. I’m So Normal About

Many ages ago Death was defeated and sealed. Immortality is the norm, but the loss of death has lead to a society of ultralites that rule over never dying slaves. As Death’s first reaper after the unsealing, you are here to remind them why Death exists… and why your master should be feared.

Ask me shit I'm bored AF rn

/nf

Ayy np! :D

quotes from my friends

''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''

''PENNE. FUCKING. PASTA.''

''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''

''we also have the whatsapp bug''

''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''

''confused father noises''

''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''

''Sun clapper''

''no kromer?? :(''

''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''

''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''

''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''

"he is a piece of carbonated toast"

Might as well post this too

Helluva Boss ocs of mine and my friends'

Mine is Verus, the lil impcubus boy, and theirs is Ablicath, the fusion sin

Warning for suggestive cuz I wanna break out of my shell a bit

Enjoy

Barracuda, have you ever burnt down a building?

Saving this

for reference, of course

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Hey so like i made a helluva boss shark oc

Her name's Kate

!!!Please read desc for proper credits!!!

Kaiser (big guy) belongs to @//entityinthedark on Instagram!

Inside joke of Rekker being too small to carry his husband.

He wishes he could 😔

the notes are broken 😂

Every single one of them

I'd love to meet them all

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content