Sorry For Being So Weird It's My First Time Being Alive

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

this is my favourite favourite favourite … LINGER NEAR THE DOOR UNCOMFORTABLY INSTEAD OF JUST LEAVING …. FORGET YOUR SCARF ….

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.”

Sometimes I’m just minding my own business and my mind suddenly goes why wasn’t friendship as good as relationship why wasn’t it even better it was two people who remained together day by day bound not by sex or physical attraction or money or children or property but only by the shared agreement to keep going the mutual dedication to a union that could never be codified and I’m like fuck that’s so true

without hrt christmas is just cismas

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

cooking food is basically DJing. the ingredients are your playlist. low, medium, high heat are your equalizers. mixing tracks are the seasonings. there's now a rave in your kitchen

in another universe, i don’t look for you everywhere i go, in every person i meet.

everything is so so significant to me how am i supposed to live