I Fucking Hate Game Apps. I Wanted To Play Tetris The Otherday So I Figured There Must Be A Simple Tetris

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

I dont know why the quality dropped so much, but here it finally is!

how i imagine Calypso going to wed David Johnes

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

Reblog to make it die faster

reblog if you think it’s ok to have plushies at any age

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum