The Tapeworm Inside Of Me Just Buried Itself Deeper Into Me Because I Didnt Drink The Isopropyl Alcohol

Ah, I see. I'm sure he meant nothing foul by it, just let his anger get to him. I apologize for any offense he's caused! We don't speak about the incident. [Whoops, totally forgot about this!! Welcome back :))]

Lizzie joel committed a microaggression against me: (

(OOC: I am choosing to not give Lizzie anymore context for this but if the blog runner wants to know the context it should be on the joel account with the chain starting with me asking if Joel was polyam)

Oh no, not again! What'd he do this time? I could have a talk with him if you'd like :(

[Thanks for letting me know!!!]

Redstone honestly scares me?- I prefer to stick to building cozy cottages and prismarine palaces, thank you very much. Yeah, I can't really think of any flower related redstone projects. Maybe Tango knows of some.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

It's your wedding, you have to! Don't act like you haven't before. Hermes has told me things. Many many things.

Mogswamp in a pretty wedding dress for the mythicalswamp wedding :D

I also dressed for the occasion :3

Me and @wassup-its-e are gonna be flower girls we’ve decided

We’re gonna fight to the death for the bouquet toss >:]

@jimmys-mailbox I can confirm that this happens when he's squeezed

grabs your small damaged egg like this

couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3

based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao

C'mon Jimmyyyy,

[She forcefully pulls him into a hug, ruffling his hair.]

I was only joking! I'm sure you'll win the next life series.

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

in rizzsters we trust

@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox

[Pardon the tag!] EXCUSE ME?

this is such a beautiful tweet

I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!

believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.

lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.

@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.

@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.

this came to me in my sleep