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Deadpool 3

Me: we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty :)

You say the sweetest things darling 😘

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

Hello, it's the 6th of September and this bitch is still hitting 90

Kinda rude that it’s the 3rd of September and the weather hasn’t immediately chilled down but whatever

Damn you got it pretty bad, don't you baby girl? 🥵😘

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

Fuck Ned

#help

It's the 5th of September and sweater weather has yet to arrive

Kinda rude that it’s the 3rd of September and the weather hasn’t immediately chilled down but whatever

I think the reason why people would be pro-draco but anti-snape is for a few reasons.

Raising your own kid to be hateful and bigoted can be considered it's own form of abuse(something similar happened to Dudley. The point where this stops being abuse is when they're old enough/have the opportunity to gain perspective. Draco, Dudley, and Severus all get that change in perspective)

Reader's/watcher's can more clearly tell the driving force behind Draco's words and actions because it gets brought up all the time(up until book 5, reader's don't get anything except hindsight for Severus' story)

While Severus did change sides and redeem himself, he was a dick to most of his students and made it very clear that fairness wasn't a high priority(I understand that this was to uphold his reputation so he could continue to be a spy, and to try and counteract the Slytherin bias, but 2 wrongs still don't make a right or brownie points

TL;DR: Raising a kid to be a bigot is abuse, let's not play into trauma olympics. Severus' abuse and trauma didn't get enough page time Severus continued to be a dick post-redemption. Draco had his redemption at the tail-end of the series and didn't get time to continue being an ass or not

Do the “Draco was just a boy, Snape was an adult!” crowd realize that Severus is significantly younger in the books? Severus was only 20-21 when he turncoaked The Deatheaters and become a spy, the brain doesn’t develop impulse control and non-b&w thinking until 25 at the absolute earliest and prolonged trauma (which Severus had and Draco didn’t) physically damages the brain, slowing that process down.

Severus was groomed as a teenager (about the same age as Draco was) into a rising cult by an, at the time, charismatic young Tom Riddle who was at his height of manipulation and power. And Severus was canonically abused by a muggle man and by Gryffindors mercilessly his whole developing years. That crowd incessantly fanons that Draco was “abused” by his parents when he wasn’t but hate Severus like make it make sense.

Well that would definitely explain all of the ways you've plotted on how to potentially kill someone

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

Does that make you a sadist then 😏🥵

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

*swoons* that's hot 🥵😍

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

🥰No, you 😘🥵😍

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

Love you too boo 😘🥵

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

You're going to regret that

Rosalie: I got a new chapstick, wanna taste? ;)

Emmett: hell yeah I do

Rosalie: *puckers lips*

Emmett: *takes the chapstick out of her hand and takes a bite* thanks babe

Rosalie: -_-

what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

I call Emmett

Bella: guys, it’s really dark in here.

Jasper: don’t worry I have a glow stick *snaps Emmett’s back*

Emmett: *starts glowing*

Bella: *stares horrified*

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

God-tier gender fluidity

sometimes I want to make fun of monotheistic religions for having such an overpowered OC

What screws my mind over is when that god goes from a singular face of a single all-high entity, to 3 faces of the same all-high entity, to one supreme entity being both every lower entity and ALSO EVERY ORGANISM EVER WHILE MAINTAINING THEIR ALL GOOD AND ALL POWERFUL PERSONA

All. At. The. Same. Time.

@wonderingsam

sometimes I want to make fun of monotheistic religions for having such an overpowered OC

Blessed Mabon by IrenHorrors

This artist on Instagram

@wonderingsam idk about you, but it's official. I'm gonna watch it first thing when I get Netflix

imagine you're out for drinks with your mates spouting absolute bullshit about how you're gonna live forever and the palest rich boy you've ever seen comes up with a sick ass ruby around his neck and black robes and dramatic hair and is like oh you're going to live forever? in the most awkward tone imaginable and your mates are absolutely losing it but the kid isn't bad on the eyes and it's obviously the first time he's been outside of whatever castle he cracked out of so you tell them to shut up and play along and then bam it's been a hundred fucking years and you're still alive and this guy is back in the exact same fit and basically tells you you're immortal now purely to amuse him for one night in a century and you have to just roll with that for the next six hundred years because what else are you going to do

Geena Davis in "Earth Girls Are Easy" (dir. Julien Temple - 1988)

You're a sick sick person😔may AO3 have mercy on your soul🙏

isn’t it amazing that slowly but surely everyone’s turning into a Steddyhands shipper? :D

If I consume enough fic it will become canon

seriously wondering if we can call the uk a democracy anymore. we have a prime minister that less than 0.3% of the population voted for, we have a new king that we have no say on, people are getting arrested for protesting against the monarchy under the excuse of ‘offending someone’ and we are effectively having a day of mourning forced upon us for the funeral with important hospital appointments cancelled and people even getting kicked out of holiday lettings for the day. this reads like a dystopian world where a dictator has died, not something happening now in a supposed democratic country

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Gwyn: You deserve the best

Azriel: Oh, well thank-

Gwyn: That’s why I exist

Cassian, holding in his laughter: 

Nesta: That’s my girl 

SENTIENT COIN EATER

i'm bored. i want attention. i want to lay on the beach and have a group of kids gather around and poke me curiously with a stick