Again With The “can’t.”

@chronosfear

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

Lying scumbags. All of them. Blatantly.

don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy

there are people out there who, on a nightly basis, fall asleep in less than 20 minutes. that feels wrong to me

Does that make you a sadist then 😏🥵

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

Yeah, it’s time for them to go

Keep on trolling in the free world