"Goodbye Campers, And Good Night." ❤

‘atleast’ trend with chris

these are all made up, nothing is true

idk about y’all but i live by the “save a horse, ride a cowboy” rule 🤠

pathetic soggy wet creature

Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it

YO YOU FW DRAKE??????!?!!!!!!

I MIGHT BE TOO STRUNG OUT ON COMPLIMENTS

OVERDOSED ON CONFIDENCE

STARTED NOT TO GIVE A FUCK AND STOP FEARING THE CONSEQUENCE

DRINKING EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE WE DRINK TO MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS

FADED WAY TOO LONG IM FLOATIN IN N OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS

like this post to run over elon musk with a 1993 renault twingo

reblog to put it in reverse and run him over again

i need to be sedated

i miss inkyray, hoesformatt(i think that was the user), gamermattsgf,lovingmattyposts,lacysturniolo, and dazednmatthews 💔 tumblr will never be as good as it was when they were around