The Day We See Gerard In A Skirt With A Slit Is The Day I Come To Death

i need to be sedated

NO HOMO

Since you asked so kindly, I'd request for Leon Kennedy x reader where he's acting as a brotherly or fatherly figure to her

Bit SFW for today... Might come back later to ask for something NSFW

father figure || leon kennedy x reader fic

title credits to: @craig-thespaceman for the name because i couldnt come up with one lol

warnings: angst kinda, daddy issues if u squint, kissing, making out, slight suggestive content ! | what you read isnt my responsibility

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you were sitting around, fidgeting with your fingers. leon walked in and sat beside you. ‘hey kid, what are you up to?’. you then went on to tell him about the bad day you were having.

he listened to you , nodded, and gave you an understanding smile. ‘i get it kiddo, i was there once too, you’ll make it through’ he said.

he pulled you in for a hug, squeezing slightly, although he couldn’t really control it.

‘hey y/n, i have something i think could help you feel better.’ he said, before turning your head to him with his thumb and finger. he pulled you close and pressed a kiss against your lips.

‘was that okay’ he asked you, you nodded. ‘good. that means i can do this’ he said pulling you in for another kiss. this time though, you leaned in desperately, wanting more.

his lips felt so plush and soft under yours. you ran your hands through his blond hair. he guided your lips, hands on your shoulders.

you pulled away for a second to catch your breath. while doing so you couldn’t help but look at his pink, swollen from kissing lips. they looked so beautiful. you looked up to his eyes. they were glossy and looking at you intensely.

you kissed him again, deeply. his hands trailing down from your stomach to your thighs. his hands neared a little to close to your core. this continued until ada walked in. ‘EW! GROSS!’

‘moment ruined’ leon said, making you let out a breathy laugh. ‘i hope to continue this later’ he said, walking off with a smirk.

god, hes pretty, you thought to yourself.

Things that give me the ick when I’m reading smuts about the triplets ✨

“Me and Matt have been dating for the past few months and we’ve never done anything other than kissing.” Be so for real. Why? Are y’all babies? You know these are grown men right?

When they make one of them an asshole. Like I get the whole enemies to lovers trope but you really expect me to believe that Chris hates y/n for no reason? Or cheated on her countless times? He’s the most loving caring person in the world wdym

When Matt/Chris are suddenly completely different people??? “My corporate boss Matt Sturniolo” “My architecture professor Mr. Sturniolo” who??? I can’t take this seriously sorry

When the aftercare turns into a whole ass ROUTINE babe we’ve been fucking for the past 3 hours we’re going to sleep!!! I don’t need Matt to run me a hot bath and rub my feet 😭 just give me a baby wipe and I’m good

This might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t like when things are too perfect. “You are Chris’ dream girl, you live with his brothers in a big house and you’re all best friends, his family LOVES you, he spoils you with gifts, the fans are obsessed with you” This isn’t a Disney movie and I’m not 8 years old chill.

Honestly I get that it’s a classic but I can’t stand the y/n thing. Like why are we using my name? There’s no need for that just call me baby or something idc (also I have a middle eastern name and it sounds ridiculous in English I can’t do that shit)

When the reader is a bitch and always has an attitude. I don’t even like myself why would Chris like me?

When they try to make Chris sound like he’s from the hood 💀 just cuz he likes rap music doesn’t mean he’s any less white

When we’ve been BEST friends for our whole lives and suddenly when we hook up you call me a cumslut???? There’s no way you’re comfortable with that please 😭

* please note that this is all jokes, the writers here are crazy talented and I love y’all :)

My friends: He’s literally a murderer plus he’s not even real….

Me: Ok and…?

JELLYFISH ARE SO COOL

🙋🏼‍♀️: “i hate taylor swift 🤣🤣🤣” wowww your so different ☺️😐.

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

No guillotine could stop the head I’m gonna give him

i just saw the grink lol haha