My Three Golden Musketeers

Mario and Bowser discover the Internet’s latest and greatest(?) fad.

Excuse me, Cell Jr.? Is it alright if I give you a hug? You may not exactly want it, but I just wanted you to feel some comfort. You have some asshat of a father expecting so much from you and he doesn't give you at least a single pat on the back. So, please, except this form of love and admiration.

“O-oh! That’s really sweet of you to do that, but I’m good. Really? I don’t want to be a bother to anyone when it comes to things like that. You don’t have to do that for me. I’m good with not getting hugs and stuff….”

Hi!! If you receive this, someone loves your blog and thinks that you're amazing!! Someone wants you to have a perfect day!! Send this on anonymous to your favorite blogs so they know how amazing they are!! 🌻 (might as well be a rebel for once and do this off anon)

Again thank you soo much!!!

WHAT?!?! What’d they do to him?! Where’s the white armor? Why is he suddenly hot pink on his body and looking like a slug? Where are the wrinkles on his arms? Why are the highlights on his arms not colored?!

stop showing off, Cell jeez

(maybe i’ll color this someday)

Tën: Keep your eyes closed for a little bit more longer... *moves Xaye into place* aaaaannnd open!

Xaye: *opens eyes* Uhh... what is that?

Tën: it’s a coffee machine!!! You like it?

Xaye: That?

Tën: Yes.

Xaye: Coffee machine?

Xaye: ... That!?

Tën: Yes!

Xaye Coffee machine?!

Tën: Yes!!

Xaye: Why is it the size of a table?

Tën: You don’t like it?

Xaye: No no no I wasn’t saying that! Does it work?

Tën: Of course it does! All you have to do is press this *presses on button*

The machine starts up. A cup is put under the machine. Sounds of clanking starts to erupt. Soon the contraption falls into pieces.

Tën: :(

Xaye: Hey c’mon now. Your making progress... slowly.

Tën sighs and goes to her laptop.

‘Coffee machine attempt #77: Failed’

This guy is poison I will gladly do it

#DeletePerfection

Attention to all on DeviantArt. If you encountered or heard of a person who go by the name of TheSuperItachi/Perfection. Where he critiques mostly female ocs that are "Mary Sue" in a disrespectful ...

by PatrollerWatchXV2

Attention to all on DeviantArt. If you encountered or heard of a person who go by the name of TheSuperItachi/Perfection. Where he critiques mostly female ocs that are “Mary Sue” in a disrespectful way.

He’s gone way too far on the internet. He’s literally causing false drama on YouTube to start a meaningless beef to DB youtubers that did nothing to this guy at all, that don’t want part of this guy at all and trying to ruin someone’s marriage where he’s majorly blackmailing Geekdom101 every video he makes about him. This is gone way too long and he shouldn’t be on YouTube.

There is a petition going around to kick this off of YouTube.

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The dumb bean is back!!!

Re-posting my Xue bio for this new blog. If anyone wants to reblog, please reblog this version.

Name:

Xue (Chinese for snow. Pronounced roughly Shu-eh, with the ‘eh’ rhyming with ‘meh’)

Age:

Icejin equivalent of 19-20

Height:

He tiny. Smol. Smaller than Frieza. Smaller than Krillin

Pronouns:

He/him

Sexuality:

Homosexual, primarily attracted to members of his own race or Saiyans

Occupation:

Xenoverse:

The Universes’/Timelines’ Prettiest Time Patroller.

Regular DBZ:

The Galaxy’s Prettiest Brawler

Background:

Xue is the son of two of my icejin OCs, Icicle and Eirlys. Icicle’s family was very traditional and wealthy and shipped their son off to serve Frieza. Eirlys was a rather successful space pirate who came from who knew where, because she sure as hell wasn’t telling anyone. She and Icicle met while Icicle was serving Frieza. Due to her boredom, Icicle’s loneliness, and the fact the two got along well enough, they had a one night stand. Eirlys returned months later, with a tiny, baby Xue, stating this was Icicle’s child, and she did not want him. So Icicle, who was immediately smitten with his tiny, blue son, took the baby and deserted the Frieza Force, to raise his baby more peacefully.

They moved around a lot, to keep out of the Force’s reach.

Despite this, Xue had a good childhood. His father was good at remaining in hiding, so Xue never really faced real danger. He grew up with a kind and caring father, who made sure he always felt loved. He was also trained to fight by Icicle, just in case Xue needed to defend himself, although Icicle would have preferred Xue not fight at all.

In Xenoverse, father and son eventually find their way to Conton City when Xue is a young teenager. Icicle reluctantly joins the Time Patrol to make a living. Xue is fascinated with the idea of fighting in various timelines, so he joins the Time Patrol Academy. Eventually, he graduates, and embarks on his own career as a Time Patroller.

He goes undercover on Cooler’s ship for a mission, but whoops! He goes and falls in love with Cooler. He eventually rises to Cooler’s second-in-command, but things go down hill fast, and Xue is killed and fails the mission. He re-enters training, and it takes a year for him to once again graduate. Unfortunately, he never faced what happened to him or got over being killed, and it causes a lot of problems he isn’t willing to acknowledge.

He is assigned to partner with fellow Time Patroller, Fuyu ( @lizordzanonymous ) Xue is very hostile towards him at first, but, eventually, Fuyu breaks through his shell, and the two fall in love. It is because of Fuyu that Xue is finally able to heal and move on. OTP THE GODLIKE SHIP

In regular DBZ, Icicle and Xue hear of Frieza being defeated by a Saiyan, and father and son no longer have to hide. They settle down on a small, remote, peaceful planet. The rest of Xue’s childhood is uneventful, which bores Xue. So, when he’s old enough, he sets out into space. He’s a brawler, basically, winning fights and earning that sweet, sweet zeni. Not really his mainverse, so his regular DBZ background is very loose and adaptable

Personality:

Xue is very flighty, very vain, arrogant, and honestly a bit of an idiot. He has a short temper and runs headfirst into fights. He loves to spar and train; he’s about as obsessed with getting stronger as Goku is. He’s very pretty and he knows it. He ain’t afraid to let everyone know how beautiful he is. He loves to wear jewelry and earthling dresses. Kind of an asshole. Bad at making friends. Very, very loyal to the friends he does have. Very confident. Also very insecure, but he hides that deep down under his arrogance. He’s not good at taking criticism. Loves compliments. Flattery will get you everywhere with him. Can be very nice, but mostly to the people he cares about

Likes:

Beautiful things, jewelry, sparring, glass sculptures, water fountains, sea shells, compliments, cities, large crowds, exciting things, constantly being on the move, sweets, strawberries, beautiful dresses

Dislikes:

Insects, getting dirty, ugly clothing, being insulted, people who ignore him, sand, children, animals, spicy food, bitter food and drinks, slow days, nature, being told he can’t do something

People he likes:

Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Turles, Saiyans in general, Cooler (for a time, anyway), the Supreme Kai of Time, Glacia ( @coldphoenix), Snowy J. Storm ( @frosbyte-and-snowy)

People he hates:

Frieza (despises), Elder Kai, Trunks (future and child), Goten, Gohan, anyone who insults him, anyone who ignores him

People he absolutely loves:

Fuyu

Strengths:

Strong in ki, agile and fast, good fighting instincts, very loyal to those who have earned it, more generous than he acts, outgoing, will stand up for those who are weaker

Weakness:

Short temper, vain, not as strong physically, can be an asshole, stubborn, over dramatic, easily scared, not the brightest, rash, does not think before he acts

You know what? Let’s do this again.

OC Sex Meme

1. sexual orientation? polyamorous or monogamous?

2. rank your OCs from most dominant to most submissive in bed.

3. what’s their favorite sex toy that they own?

4. what’s their dream sex toy – the one they don’t own, but have an awful lot of fantasies about?

5. any unexpected erogenous zones?

6. favorite sex act? (oral, anal, PIV, handjobs/fingering, etc.)

7. favorite position?

8. do they enjoy roleplaying?

9. what’s their favorite way to masturbate?

10. biggest kink?

11. weirdest place they’ve ever had sex?

12. one of their biggest fantasies?

13. top turn ons? top turn offs?

14. hard limits?

15. rank your OCs from loudest to quietest in bed.

16. what’s the most number of people they’ve had sex with at once?

17. describe their kissing style.

18. do they like sexy lingerie? (wearing or seeing a partner wear)

19. when did they lose their virginity? with whom?

20. post a sex gif that you think fits them.

21. what’s the best sex they’ve ever had?

22. rank your OCs from most experienced to least.

23. rank your OCs from most embarrassed about sex to least.

24. what would be the most effective way to seduce them?

25. [insert your own question here!]

What blogs would you like to see me interact with?

Leave their url in my inbox. I’m always looking for potential roleplay partners.