I Miss My Friends So Much That I Want To Rip My Hair Out And Cry And Roll Around On The Ground And Bite

I'm going to claw my eyes out, but it's what I get for easdropping I guess.

I'm waiting for my next class rn and not even an hour ago I was talking to a friend about Tony Hale winning that Children's Emmy about a month ago. Now some other film majors are taking about Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Trip and referring to him as Buster Bluth.

Put me in coach!

I'm cooking up something absolutely devious*.

*shitty fanart that's going to get me kicked out of the fandom forever.

I know that I've made this joke before, but the fact that the second Doctor's hat is almost always slightly off-screen always gives me big Doug Dimmadome vibes.

But to be fair, the actual length of his hat is also too funny for me to take seriously anyway.

Obligatory musical episode I see. Thanks Buffy for solidifying that for every show in existence. At least the cover for the theme sounds cool.

Not digging the Cassie/Jane thing going on though. I'm team Shelly all the way.

I was literally just thinking to myself yesterday that I was glad these two hadn't been paired together for the semifinals. What a fool I was.

Propaganda

Toshiro Mifune (Rashomon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—i love and respect my boi tab hunter (rest in peace you beautiful, beautiful man ❤️), but after i watched like 12 of his movies in a row on tcm last year, i ALSO love and respect toshiro mifune, son of a literal actual hatamoto’s (a high-ranking samurai) daughter, also very possibly related to the best judokan EVER, AND, he’s the guy who SHOULD have been obi-wan kenobi. the fact that he’s ALSO hot as hell just adds to his appeal.

Sidney Poitier (Lilies of the Field, To Sir With Love)—an unbelievably beautiful man, a complete class act. Something about his eyes breaks my heart every time.

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[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Toshiro Mifune propaganda:

"In addition, he spoke fluent mandarin and every time he was casted in foreign films, he said his lines in the language of the movie (although they ended up dubbing him. He wasn’t happy about it though).”

Submitted: this gifset

Also submitted: this video (yes, that one)

"Crucial Toshiro Mifune propaganda: THOSE LEGS"

"That is hella muscle. Go watch The Hidden Fortress, aka Star Wars A New Hope. His thighs deserve an award."

Sidney Poitier propaganda:

I was looking up Susan's family motto (for reasons), and I had forgotten just how many puns are in the dog Latin stuff Terry Pratchett does. Things like:

Quod Subigo Farinum as the family motto for the baker, translating to "Because I knead the dough."

Almost all of the guilds except for the MOST prominent ones have a joke as a motto. Reading the Plummer's Guild one was really funny.

One of Albert's line in Mort being Sodomy Non Sapians = Buggered if I know.

Like, I went looking for one thing and ended up reading the entire wiki article for Discworld's Latatian.

Idk, it's almost like he was a professional, knowledgeable, and talented comedic writer or something.

Maybe the real villians are the incels we met along the way.

Planning out my speech. I love yapping about my passions to a room full of captive classmates.

I think my favorite part about winter break is feeling the love I have for my family slowly turn into blood-boiling rage as I'm forced to spend more time with them.

The ghost writers chained in his cellar confirmed it when I snuck them some bread.

neil gaiman is this true???

It is true. The yellow-skinned four-fingered version of me from The Simpsons claims not to be able to read.