like meeeeee
Frank after a show, covered in sweat: What’s up Gee?
Gerard: My dick
Frank: So, there’s a problem—
Ray: Wait, before you tell me...
Ray, turning to the other members: Taking bets! Bets on who’s to blame, what it is, how illegal it is...all are welcome!
Gerard: $100 it’s Frank’s fault.
Frank: Wow, do you have no faith in me?
Gerard: Right, sorry. $200.
A: Gabriel
B: Sam
Person A: *licks lips* Hmm.
Person B: *blushes*
Person A: *bites lips* Mmmh.
Person B: *covers face* Can you please, you’re only eating a popsicle.
Person A: Bet your popsicle tastes better.
Person B: *choking* StOp.
I’m supposed to be doing work but instead I did this
Gerard: I don't understand people in horror movies being paralyzed with fear when the killer runs at them screaming, if that were me I'd just scream louder to assert dominance
Ray: are you.. are you okay?
Gerard: absolutely not
Gerard: Don’t tell Frank, but I’d fuck him if he asked.
Frank, across the room: What.
Gerard: What.
Mikey, from the couch: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
Made these a while ago and just found them again while cleaning through my computer
Chuck: I am in charge, so you have to do what I say
Castiel: Yeah, no
Chuck: I'm God
Castiel: And I'm an atheist
Chuck: How can you say I don't exist? I'm standing right here
Castiel: I didn't say you don't exist. I said I don't believe in you
Chuck: What?
Castiel: You'll never achieve your dreams