You Guys Ever Read A Fic And Just Think To Yourself

I can’t explain it at all but q!Philza gives me crunchy mom energy, helicopter mom vibes (in a funny way I swear) looking on in horror as Tubbo feeds Sunny red dye 40

I really like some the totem of healing headcanon where it stitches your body together while you’re basically still moving and I keep thinking about how that would apply to bbh in the dungeon vod

like he burned through over 20 of them and IGH the angst and hurt/comfort whump potential there

I’ve seen some really good fanart on Twitter of the same idea

but I really have to imagine how using dozens of totems in the same hour would affect a body

he was running around like “I’m alright”, but are you bbh??? 😭 are you really??

I just want to see more talk about the horrors

Okay so vampire AU!

The world had a war that resulted in vampires being subjected to a lot of shitty stuff. They have the basic negative stereotypes and the one place that vampires actually rule is a lawless wasteland where all humans die. Most places kill or do not allow vampires to reside there, but Quesadilla Island does, albeit for shady reasons. 

Vampires are allowed to live in Quesadilla Island relatively peacefully, however they must stay at one of three group homes. I imagine BBH, Philza, and Foolish each running one. BBH runs one in the far north where it’s cold and rainy most the year, Foolish in the south of the archipelago where it’s warm and daywalking is more common, and Philza somewhere in the middle, maybe he’s the only one who owns a group home in the city. 

Foolish, BBH, and Philza are all 2nd generation vampires which means they were sired by the “original vampires”. No original vampire still survives which makes the few remaining 2nd generation ones the strongest around making them ideal to run group homes. BBH, Foolish, and Philza are all reasonable and kindhearted in their own ways, which make them ideal to run group homes. Their power also makes them ideal to have under control. 

I haven’t quite divided up who would live under which group home but I think vaguely it would follow purgatory grouping, though I imagine tina with foolish and bagi with bbh so maybe not. Tubbo is a human who got forced to live at BBH’s home for reasons I haven’t fully fleshed out. Bad and the vampires are surprised. Tubbo is scared at first but they all adapt.

That’s basically the bones of my AU. It’s so far completely been in my head so the details are jumbled.

Some plot lines I’ve had are that BBH and Foolish were sired by the same vampire so they were both under his control at the same time. This led to them somewhat trauma bonding. Philza is somewhat of a mentor to bbh and foolish being older than them by a few hundred years. BBh is older than foolish by about 50 and holds it over his head all the time. 

BBH takes in a lot of children who got turned and abandoned, Dapper being one of them. Cellbit was sired by BBH and went on to later sire his husband Roier himself. They both used to stay in Philza’s coven but were forcibly removed and sent to bbh and foolish separately after an incident. They’re both depressed. 

Tina and Bagi are also separated, but they didn’t do anything so there’s conspiracy that the federation wont tolerate vampire couples or something. 

Pac is a newly turned vampire. He lives in a anti vampire city with Mike who is his sole source of food. Pac begins to hunt after Mike gets more and more anemic. Fit is a handsome vampire hunter that visits the 24/7 diner that pac works the night shift at. Fit was in an awful accident where he and his family ended up in the vampire lands. Fit was the sole survivor and really buys into anti vampire propaganda. One night he gets a call reporting a vampire and finds the cute waiter that’s been working the night shift at his favorite diner. He freezes and lets Pac escape. This leads to him questioning all of his beliefs and when he finds Ramon, a child vampire a week later that he can’t kill, he knows there’s only one person he can turn to for help.

do you guys think whenever the chain has to split up to do tasks some chain members get salty if they’re not put into the same group?

my vision is Wild and Hyrule holding hands giving Time the biggest puppy dog eyes, silently pleading with him to pair them up. Like a pair of high schoolers who want to get put in the same group project

he splits them up usually bc they cause problems together or get too side tracked and each time they, mostly Wild, throws a fit like: “Thanks a lot Time 🙄 now I’m gonna go die of sadness”

The others (Twilight and Legend) are just: “am I not enough for you”

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

Everybody drawing Dapper as just Minecraft-coded Ciel Phantomhive are my personal heroes

do you guys like my Badboyhalo - Angel Of Darkness AMV

Twilight going hunting as Wolfie after the chain runs out of food and everyone is starving. He blacks out a little and comes to eating a rabbit. Coincidentally Legend has gone missing when Twilight comes back to camp. Twilight is convinced he accidentally ate Legend.

for nights he sits on it, slowly driving himself mad, convinced he ate his brother. Right before he genuinely crashes out after the chain really starts worrying about Legend, the guy strolls back into camp with an armload of food like: “sorry I got lost foraging”

Twilight bursts into tears: “I thought I ate you”

he does not elaborate

Badboyhalo fans come get your juice

this is so good!

HUH?? WUH?? CHAPTER ONE OF THIS TWOSHOT IS FINALLY OUT?? AND IM DROPPING IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT??

Tw for (semi-graphic) blood, violence, nausea, etc. Read the tags, it's all whump. Chapter 2 will be all hurt/comfort so if you can't handle violence and stuff, stay tuned for that!

Summary:

For a moment, everything is silent.

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Or: What was going through q!BadBoyHalo's head as he revives himself dozens of times in the recent fight in the cryogenic dungeon? What tole does it really take on himself and his body?

A guide to write Fuga Impossível characters, made for QSMP writers

I was planning to make some character analysis about q!Cell and what I think he would be like if he ever relapsed and knowing that most non-portuguese speaking people in the fandom haven't watched Fuga Impossível and if they had, they likely missed some details, I was going to explain how f!Cell was like... but then I tought, "why not make this a separate post explaining what the chracters were like", especially now that there's an interest on writing about Fuga Impossível and the events related to the series? So here we are.

Disclaimers:

• This is only about Fuga Impossível 1. I haven't watched Fuga Impossível 2 and know nothing about it other than Tazercraft's childhood being explained in it;

• I'm not going to explain the story in detail, only info related to the characters. Still, there are spoilers;

• The only characters I'll be talking about are Pac, Mike, Cell, JVNQ, Guaxinim and Felps (Felps isn't important to the series, but I'll talk about him because he is in the QSMP, so I thought it would be nice to explain his role in it);

• If I get any details wrong or miss something important, please correct me!

Tazercraft

Tazercraft are pretty much the same personality as they have on QSMP. One thing that is a little different is that while on QSMP Tazercrafy are seen like the two platonic soulmates that can't live without the other and can't betray the other, on Fuga Impossível Tazercraft have actually attempt to betray each other. At the start, when they get caught trying to steal the most expensive diamond of the world, both of them snitch on the other without the other knowing, in hopes that by doing so the other would be blamed and they would be free or get a lighter sentence (it didn't work).

By the end of the series, when they escape Alcatraz but end up stranded in an island, they also almost fight each other because Cell was getting in their heads and making them becoming hostile to each other, believing the other was about to betray them. However, they realise they were being played by Cell and you could say that they got a character development, learning to trust each other over anyone else.

Mike

Mike is the instigator of the duo. He is almost like a leader, he is the one who suggests things the most and the one who usually gets the final saying on things. He is also more prone to do violent actions, like attacking a guard or do risky things like trying to escape the police station prison overnight without telling Pac beforehand. He doesn't trust people easily and sees beyond their façade.

Pac

Pac is almost the opposite of Mike. He weights the risks of everything and because of that he seems afraid of everything, but he is just being careful. He also tends to trust people who are even a little nice to him. When Cell offered protection and money to TazerCraft at the start of the series, he believed that Cell was doing it from the goodness of his heart, meanwhile Mike saw how Cell was weird and agressive and therefore dangerous.

In a way: Mike is more protective and is a hothead. Pac is more trusting and is the voice of reason. They complement each other, in what one of them lacks, the other exceeds.

Also, I said that I wasn't going to talk about Fuga Impossível 2, but I think it's a good thing to talk about what was shown about their past there:

Basically, they were orphans and met in an orphanage. Pac protected Mike from bullies as children and fixed his glasses with duct tape, something that is present on Mike's glasses to this day. From there they became inseparable and decided to start robbing as a way to get money to give to the unfortunate.

Another thing about them: they call each other "moço". From the places they come from, "moço" means "bro" or something like that. In other dialects, it means "sir", but it's wrong as it's not what they mean. Sometimes translations mess with this so keep it in mind.

Cell

So... yeah. Cell is a very recongnisable character. He works in the kitchen, which is where he got his knife from. He has a tongue tick that sounds like he is licking his lips loudly and that's important because he does it a lot and it's very noticeable when he is around (although other characters haven't realised it). He calls everyone "queridinho", which means "darling" (or more literally "little darling"), it kind of have the same impact as "honey" in English but when it comes from Cell's mouth it's threatening and creepy.

Other than his knife, he also has a Cellphone (which is where his name comes from) that he uses to threaten people with his contacts from outside (later it's shown that Cell's Cellphone has no signal and he has been fooling everyone for the longest time). He also carries a lot of money with himself.

From the point of view of others, Cell is scary and agressive. He threatens people if he thinks they're looking funny at him. He is very prone to violence, and while Mike contains himself especially with the help of Pac, Cell doesn't care most of the time and if given the chance he WILL attack and kill someone.

The thing about Cell (that is consistent with q!Cellbit as well) is that he values trust A LOT. He despises betrayals. When you think about that, you can almost see his side of things when he decides to kill JVNQ after he finds out that Tazercraft and JVNQ betrayed him and tried to escape without him. Especially because he didn't do anything to Tazercraft before that, other than threaten them if they ever betrayed him by showing a human ear (friendly beahavior /j).

Speaking of which, we now know for sure that Cell is a cannibal, but that is something that became canon/known only on QSMP. On Fuga Impossível, there are some hints of him being a cannibal, like his tongue tick (if you reach), the human ear he carries around and the fact that at the end of the series he let Tazercraft starve and suggest that they cannibalize each other, but nothing concrete.

Another thing about Cell is that he controls Alcatraz. He blackmails Felps, who is a guard, and makes him do whatever he wants, going from searching Tazercraft's cell when it's not needed, to getting him out of solitary confinament early. He's also the leader of a gang.

Cell is also REALLY strong. He not only kills JVNQ, but also Felps and an entire rival gang by himself during a prison rebelion. We get to see the things from his point of view for a bit and everything is a little distorced, which is interesting. He is also REALLY fast.

To end this, Cell is also good at manipulating others. It's implied that he has used people to escape before. At the end, he also tries to get Tazercraft to betray each other. He first gives his knife to Mike and tells Pac that Mike was planning to kill him eventually, because there were 4 of them (with Guaxinim) and their boat could only carry 3. He really sweet talks Pac into trusting him and almost succeeded.

JVNQ

JVNQ is an important character at the start of the series. He is first shown trying to escape when Tazercraft are arriving Alcatraz. He has tried to escape countless times before and it's later discovered that those attempts were actually him gaining time to do an actual escape by boat, buildimg the boat and everything.

He and Cell doesn't have a good relationship and it's never explained why*. Both of them warn TazerCraft to stay away from the other and they choose to be on JVNQ's side.

(*correction: JVNQ mentions that Cell used his friends and got them killed trying to escape, which is the reason why he hated Cell.)

JVNQ tries to escape with TazerCraft, Cell hears them and demands to be included in the plan. They pretend that they're going to include him and say that they're going to escape the day after, but they actually were going to escape that night. However, Cell finds out and when TazerCraft are not looking, Cell kills JVNQ and "assumes" his role (but this first time it fails).

JVNQ is buried by TazerCraft later in the prison's cemettery. There, they find a note telling them to trust Guaxinim.

Guaxinim

Guaxinim is a character that shows up only later in the series. He is a friend of JVNQ and an engineer. When he is presented, he is in solitary confinament.

Guaxinim and Cell seems to have... a thing. Just like JVNQ, him and Cell hate each other. But the difference is that Guaxinim is the only one who can make Cell shut up and even threaten him back. There is a scene where Cell is mad as hell, blood all over his body and knife in hands, saying "I'll make you shut up" and Guaxinim instead of backing off, he tells Cell "Then do it" and Cell only looks and walks away. When he, Cell and Tazercraft get stranded in an island trying to escape, Cell only gives food to Guaxinim and although it's mainly because Guaxinim was the only one who could fix the boat, there is a bigger intimacy between them. It's part of why TazerCraft almost betray each other, they think that Guaxinim had already betrayed them. Because although he was their friend and not Cell's, it was clear that Cell and Guaxinim knew each other long before them. But this is all subtext and nothing is really confirmed.

Guaxinim doesn't betray TazerCraft and instead builds a trap that keeps Cell from following and killing them when they do leave the island for good.

Overall, Guaxinim is very misterious but at the same time friendly to the people who he thinks deserves it.

Felps

As I said before, Felps is not an important character, but I will talk about him because he is on QSMP and is important for the connection between Fuga Impossível and QSMP.

Somehow, Felps death was retconned on QSMP and instead he not only lived but also found Cell alone in the island he was stuck in. They became best friends after that and Felps helped Cell get therapy.

Felps was a prison guard that was being blackmailed by Cell and for a while he reluctantly did everything Cell told him to do until he found out that Cell's Cellphone didn't have signal. Then he stopped listening to him but it backfired shortly after because Cell killed him**.

(**correction: Felps never learned about his cellphone never having signal, he was killed before TazerCraft could tell him.)

So, that's everything!