Now, I Just Woke Up, It's 3 Am And I Saw A Post Talking About Q!Cellbit Eating Chunks Out Of Bad And

this is what Cellbit looks like in my head

idk if this has been said before but a headcanon of mine (from my ✨personal✨ collection) is that before Hyrule met Legend he thought that he’d have a sort of Heman (He-Man???) build

Like this ^ before meeting him bc the legends were always saying stuff like “The hero of Legend could lift BOULDERS with his bare hands!!! He could run faster than an arrow 😤”

and poor Rulie always felt like such a fraud bc he was using power cuff and rings to aide himself

when he finally meets Legend and finds out he’s a slight malnourished twink that’s also been using magic items to aide himself he’s so happy and relieved.

there’s also something so special about being able to see yourself in your hero and finding out they’re not some perfect alpha chad but a genuine person who wasn’t ready to fight but had to blah blah blah

it’s so funny that Tubbo and bbh are out and about, bleeding, fighting

and then Tina is back at the base trying to therapize missa who’s already losing his nerve

“apple boy”

all equally important work

I can’t explain it but vidow is so Yuri coded to me

Maybe it’s bc Shadow reminds me of Homura

I know she isn’t but I think it would be really funny if she was, like in a little kid way, grandparents took her to Sunday school and she got confused

pomme and dapper would be the angel and devil on pregnantboyhalo’s shoulders . pomme on team don’t abort it and dapper on team ABORT THAT THANGGG

I think Time would have the worst dad snore ever. Maybe somehow he’s able to keep it toned down when they’re sleeping outside bc he’s anxious enough about monster attacks so he manages to wake himself up every time he starts snoring. But, that also just means the first inn the chain hits, Time is sleeping HARD. And snoring like a wood chipper.

they definitely draw straws for who has to sleep in the same room with him if they can afford more than 1. They make Sky sleep with him every time bc Sky can sleep through anything.

side note: Sky has to be the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and all of his naps are heavy ones. Dude falls asleep on the toilet. He used to scare the chain by sleeping face down on the die of the road without waking up but they’ve gotten used to it.

back to time: The chain members that have to sleep in the same room as Time are always furious and upset the next day with red eyes and no sleep. (Except for Time and Sky). The worst part… Time doesn’t believe that he snores, or won’t admit it. He’s like: “Malon never says anything” and it makes them deeply frustrated

later in Wild’s era he probably gets diagnosed by Flora or Purah with sleep apnea and they’re both like: “it’s treatable” but he sees the machine he’d have to sleep with and turns them down to the RAGE of the rest of the chain

I think this is my first Linked Universe post ever so I hope this isn’t messy!

LU Soul Eater AU: this is how I think it would with pairings and the mild plot I’ve cobbled together!

The chain are people who were selected to stop the reawakening of an ancient evil, it’s just this AU equivalent of Ganon. 

Hyrule and Legend would be a pair with Hyrule being the weapon and Legend the meister. Hyrule would be a magic rod capable of the spells that he knows from Zelda 2 and somewhat combined with the offensive abilities from his first game. Legend is very good at knowing what to push through and they’re very in sync with each other.

Four kind of goes against Soul Eater canon and his actual canon but in a way that I hope makes sense. He is a weapon, the four sword which in this AU is like a Scottish claymore sword, that’s made of the four colors after they essentially fuse together to create the weapon. Each color is also a weapon, all of them being different types of knives. Green a machete, Blue a trench knife specifically with the brass knuckle handle, Vio is a throwing knife, and Red a concealable switchblade. Shadow is their meister. 

Sky and Time are the next pairing with Sky being the weapon and Time the meister. Sky would be the equivalent of the master sword, an ancient weapon passed down by bloodline. For Sky and Time however, Sky had been a meister until recent events and Time was a weapon in his past.

Wind and Warriors are a pair with Wind as the weapon and Warriors the meister. Wind would be a flintlock pistol. Warriors never stayed the meister of a weapon for longer than a year until he and Wind met.

Finally, Twilight and Wild, Twilight the meister and Wild the weapon. I think Wild would be the bombs from his first game, or maybe another type of sheika tech. I had the most trouble figuring out this pair.

I have much more backstory for everybody but I was worried it would get too long. If you want to hear them though I’d be thrilled to talk about them! I’d also like to hear other headcanons if anyone has them! Especially when it comes to Wild and Twilight 😭 I have part of their backstories but for how they’d function, I’m coming up blank.

I hope so bad that there’s more bbh centric fanfics in the future 😭

I know he doesn’t have a nonzero amount but UGH, I just need more, I’m greedy I know

like last stream he did??? That’s content gold right there. Please, like there could be so good whump fics out of that, hurt/comfort type stuff

Honestly, there’s so much good bbh content that I feel like that goes unnoticed on unused

I stg that I would write fics but I am never happy with my work 😭 words do not flow for me

if I made an ao3 thing of just fic ideas and headcanons would people like that??

Everything I maladaptive daydream is so self indulgent and project-y, idk if people even want to see that T~T

I always feel bad for want to see my favs in a whump or hurt/comfort but I think it’s just me wanting the part where they’re taken care of? I personally don’t enjoy fluff without any pain, no pain no gain y-know??

It’s deffo just older sibling projection, like he takes such good care of everyone, I just wanna see people take care of him 🥺 all I need is one good sickfic to tide me over for winter 💔

I would ask for fic recommendations but I think I’ve completely exhausted the bbh tag on ao3, tbh at this point I might go back to wattpad 😭 any recs there??

when I make these posts I feel like I’m stranded in the desert, pls I need to know if other people share my thoughts. Even if you don’t pls comment 🥺 I see likes come in and it makes me happy but I’m always like: “what exactly are they thinking tho???”

Dw I know that’s a lot to ask for I am needy

but like, I’ve gotten to the point where I will read fics where bbh is a good side character to get my fix 🥹

he’s just my favorite Minecraft guy and my brain is probably a little funny if you’re picking up what I’m putting down

just meowing out to the void

pls tho, touch base if you’re feeling thoughts

Skyward Sword has me FUCKED up man 😭

Stupid Baka game

This game is pushing all my buttons in a way that somehow even Adventure of Link didn’t

Sky deserves to crash out or go catatonic for a few years or something

I’ll post more eloquent and ‘thought’ out thoughts and feelings when I finish it

When you read fanfics, specifically on Ao3, let’s say a word count of about 12000, would you prefer it to come out over time, chapter by chapter, or all at once? I want to write a fic but I’m struggling in piecing it all together/finding time, so idk if people like one big one shot to just appear one day or if people enjoy waiting for chapters to come out