How Would They React If They Saw Images/footage Of Their Former Selves Before The Swap?? ’:]

Maritime Moments

What sights will we see on our trip

The captain tells us many sea tales in a zip

Perhaps we’ll spot mermaids swimming near our ship

Protecting us from the sirens murderous grip

So many treacherous treasures we could see

With our X marked map and nifty key

Chests of riches hoarded by serpents of the sea

With our wit we shall take it and flee

What sights shall we see on our sailing trip

To hear the screams of the draugen from their ruined ship

Challenging us to a fast pace race to the beach strip

Forced to sail back with my mates and me in a whip

So many treacherous tales to tell and see

The ideas of adventure fill my mates and me with glee

Our captain toasts to her crew and beloved Marie

For no treasure surpasses times spent with my mates and me

After the Fall

Why does my heart have to race

While I’m trying to get there in fast pace

I start to fall like a shooting star in outer space

Barely having enough time to truly brace

Falling down the stairs hitting the campus concrete

Laying in the bitter tasting stone cold defeat

Wishing I was a agile cat that landed on their feet

I get up angrily deciding not to cowardly retreat

Why is my heart always seemingly stuck in a race

Screaming at me as if I’m a statue stuck in place

Feeling like shattered glass on the concrete face

I continue to walk forward despite my lack of grace

I was at my lowest on the hard rough ash floor

Yet I still rose to rush out the heavy door

Even if my ankle has begun to ache and be sore

I chose to race to move onward evermore

I fell down the stairs today lmao

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! Love you guys :)

What is up with this recent tendency in the fandom character tags to mention everyone in the cast even though the post is literally just some tepid-ass take on one character or some unrelated ship.

Like - y'all.

Tumblr has no algorithm and does not work like Instagram and TikTok- tagging every character under the sun unless they're relevant to the post will not get you more reach or numbers or follows or whatever else.

It will, however, have your post show up for folks who don't want to see it (and even have a specific tag blocked) at which point they will become annoyed and block your account at best, or report your account as a potential spambot at worst.

Ffs. Keep that TikTok-ass algorithm pandering out of sites that literally are not built that way, and require you to do the 'heavy lifting' i.e. building your mutuals and followers from ground up + doing your own research and curating your own timeline to reflect it.

guys dont let me draw ever again

I hate stairs because they make me feel hystairical

Truly unfortunate to be poisoned by cringe pills.

WHAT THE FUVK I'M TAKING THE CRINGE PILLS????WHAT

kind of awful that she's programmed that way huh

A new show coming to a channel near you!

The fact "empaths" don't have empathy for childhood trauma survivors (ASPD, NPD, systems) is funny actually.