Artemis: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Athena: Only if you also don't ask why. Athena: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Artemis: ... Artemis, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Dionysus: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Ariadne. Ariadne: I hate myself. Dionysus: Alright, square up.
Hermes: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Hephaestus: Why? Dionysus: Ares fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Hermes: Apollo doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Aphrodite: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Zeus, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Hermes: Blue flavor! Zeus: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Hermes: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Zeus: Blue is not a flavor! Hermes: BLUE FLAVOR!
Apollo: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Aphrodite: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Apollo: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Dionysus, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Artemis: Then it would be inconvenient as f*ck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Ares: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Hermes: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Dionysus: No, nononono. You f*ckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the f*cking privilege to make that reference. Athena: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Apollo: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.
Artemis: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
Ares: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Hephaestus, looking at Ares: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Ares and Hephaestus in unison: *sighs* Aphrodite
Hera: Hephaestus! What did I tell you about lying? Hephaestus, looking down: ...That it only works on Zeus.
Ares: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Hermes: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Apollo: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Dionysus: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons. Athena: Why? Just why?
Apollo: Do you take constructive criticism? Hermes: No, only cash or credit.
Apollo: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Artemis: Being a fish. Apollo: Well, sh*t.
Dionysus: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
I just wish thing in my career work out as i want to export my paintings
Reblog if you could use a little good luck to start your fall - this spell is for you: a white candle for purification, some dried orange peel and senna leaf for luck and magic, and the cutest little acorn I could find :)
And I'm sick of kissing you in my head, when can it be real instead?
k.b. // avery lynch - all i need
“I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say “I see you.” I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don’t push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.”
— Carolina Zacaria
ASTROLOGY FINANCES 101
I've been digging a lot about money and astrology, and most information is pretty basic. They all say to keep an eye on 2h, but this is not enough. So, this is a short summary of things that i've found relevant so far:
2H: yes, your 2h is important. It is the house of value, and therefore, it also includes your income. But this house talks about how you make your regular day to day money, AND your relationship with that money. So, if your 2h is on a fire sign, you will be comfortable making money in risky ways, and you will have a very passionate relationship with your money. Money becomes something exciting, and if you have a job that is not exciting, you will see that reflected. Of course, it is important to know what other planets are there and PLEASE check your house ruler. For example, if you have a 2h Aries, where is Mars on your chart? This will give your a better idea of how money comes to you.
8H: this is the house of shared money, investments, stocks, inheritance. If you have placements in this house, you will probably be interested in investing or making your money work for you. You can receive or work with money that isn't yours too. For this house i think it is not only important to know the qualities of the sign that is in, but the ruler of that sign. For example: if you have a Libra 8h, and Venus on 9h, we could say that could feel a bit insecure about investing even though you like the idea, but through knowledge and information, you can make solid choices and start your path.
11H: this is the house of gains, popularity and social recognition. People with placements in this house are recognized by their community and tend to accomplish their financial dreams. They are wealthy, and it comes without much effort. It is important to see the sign, of course, but also what placements are here. Mercury? Then you will gain through communicating. Venus? Maybe through art or entertainment. Mars? It could be activism and social causes.
North Node: do you have your north node on these houses? If your north node is on the 2h and 8h, you are called to make your financial dreams come true. It is important that you see what aspects and signs are affecting your north node so you can know how to work with it. For example, a 2h Cancer North Node can feel very shy about finances and will struggle taking risky decisions. They want to feel safe first, and this will be majorly important to make money in the right way for them. If they don't feel safe first, money won't come.
Saturn: many people ignore Saturn when is about finances, because saturn is mostly about karma and lessons. But Saturn is also discipline, hard-work, control, and stability in the material world. Saturn in 2h 8h often means that big money will come, but it will come later in life, you will have to go through his lessons firsts. If you have conjuction with Venus or Jupiter, this will give a bit of push to your finances and you won't struggle much, but again, you need to be ready for father Saturn lessons too.
Jupiter: known as a the planet for luck, it can play a big role on finances. Not only check where is located on your natal chart, especially in the 2h or 8h, but also it is interesting if it is on the 10h or 11h. What sign is located in? This can tell you the qualities. For example, Pisces 11h with Jupiter could be manifested as a lot of gains through creative work or spiritual work.
Moon: i'm sorry but the moon is extremely helpful for making daily decisions about money, don't come at me lol do you need to publish your big project or business and you need people to pay attention? Wait for the moon to be favorable, maybe on your 10H, 11H, wait for a full moon. You want personal recognition through your business? Wait for the moon transit your 1H. Get a moon calendar, you won't regret it.
These are just a few basics observations that have helped me on my financial journey. I hope this helps you guys!
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“How to survive in a house full of bullies? -drink water, as much as you can -make yourself smaller in every way -learn to grow yourself in corners like the molds in your house -know the fastest route to the nearest hospital -drink water, as much as you can -there are holes in your bedroom ceiling with water droplets dripping from it on your body and onto the floor, don’t transfer the holes to your body -learn to stitch yourself up after an argument with them -don’t punch the walls when you are mad, they are the only things keeping you together -drink water, as much as you can -throw away every reflecting object you own, your bruised reflection is even uglier than your broken family -don’t hold it against the world, the world is trying to kill you, but you are stronger -learn to love yourself because no one else will -eating a sandwich before your ‘family dinner’ will never hurt you -drink water as much as you can”
— How to survive in a house full of bullies? // JustScribbledWords (via justscribbledwords)
1. Books
You will read books but don’t be overwhelmed by them. Every finance book reiterates the same thing. Understand the difference between personal, corporate, public, and international finance. Hence there are certain I moody to vocabulary for each field. Once you become family with the basics, it will be easier to understand as you go on.
2. Finance media
Being on top of the financial news is a good way of knowing the finance. You’ll come across real life scenarios of some of your textbook definitions. Watch CNBC, Bloomberg. You can read Wall Street Journal, Barron’s, Kiplinger. You can also check online sources like Investopedia, Nerdwallet, and some interesting ones that include news on fintech.
3. Productivity & tools
My favorite is Notion. I use it to track assignments and projects, Google Calendar is your friend. Know how to use Google Docs. Play with various tools to figure out which you like best.
4. Skills
Knowing how to use Excel and PowerPoint is a pathway to opportunities. Use YouTube first, then try other classes available on Udemy, Coursera, or eDx. Build up skills in modeling and business analysis. Communication and other soft skills should also be worked on.
5. LinkedIn
LinkedIn is very important to network in finance. Start with a professional headshot. You can connect with industry leaders and corporations you’d like to work for. Create a profile that includes your skills, showcase your financial modeling, dashboards, infographics. Be consistent and engaging.
6. Good business wear
A wardrobe of staple work clothes will go a long way for interviews and busy work days. Two to three blazers ( including tweed), a classic work bag, comfortable shoes, formal dress, and pants. The goal is to be business- professional, business-casual, or business-chic.
Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault
I'm falling, can't believe j'm having a free fall cus of a glance of your eyes
“because inside each word some memory stalks another memory and without hearing it you know it is there, the way our dreams continue on without us, the way one star spills its light against another star beyond what we will ever see, where time echoes back and forth in their light”
— Richard jackson, from “A Train, The Scottsboro Boys,” B O D Y (Winter 2021)
In search of my Destiny!! Loves to Read !!🧚♀️🧜♀️🧙♀️ n Believes in Magic🦋👑💫
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