Alex Dimitrov, From “Love,” In Love And Other Poems

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

If you watch curling backwards, it’s a bunch of yelling people desperately trying to fight off an approaching stone with a mop

Can we all just take a second and recognize how cool it was of Fred and George to just give Harry the Maurader’s Map?

Fatal attraction to older men in suits.

(via appropriaterebellion)

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

Imagine how terrified the first person who ever saw a whale was.

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

theres no thought out there that makes my heart ache more than the thought that someone in the ancient world looked up at the same moon that i look at every night and loved its silvery beauty as much as i

Leila Chatti, Portrait of the Illness as Nightmare