Imagine How Much Scarier The Ocean Would Be If We Fell Through It As Fast As We Fall Through Air.

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

machiavelli: dude how many levels of sucking up to the medici family are you on right now

some other italian guy: idk maybe like 4 or 5 

machiavelli: you are like a little baby. watch this

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

Uterus: oh is it exam week?

Me: yeah it's actually really stressful so if you could just chill

Uterus: it would be a shame if something were to-

Me: hoe don't do it

Uterus: happen

Me: oh my god

Detail : Relief on the facade of the Museo del Prado, in Madrid’s Paseo del Prado.  represented the King Fernando VII, surrounded by gods of classical antiquity, as Minerva, Mercury, Apollo and Neptune (sitting with his trident) .  1830-31.

Ramon Baba. Spanish 1767-1831. marble.

http://hadrian6.tumblr.com

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

Assumption of the Virgin by Egid Quirin Asam, ca. 1717. This three-dimensional display comprised of multiple statues is without a doubt one of the most stunning works of art I’ve ever seen - a true credit to Catholic art.

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Just a little video I made for fun of some of the reasons I love this tiny guy so very much.

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”