BULLSHIT REF I CALL BULLSHIT

Friend and I went out for ice cream and she said that her fav ice cream used to be bubble gum. Just now found this video of Barry

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

NHL.com

Pastrnak's outstanding PPG

David Pastrnak gets the puck at the side of the net, puts it between his legs and fires it into the twine for a gorgeous power-play goal

My mans!! PASTA WITH THE SAUCE😍❤️

1. Is my favorite

Marchand. Yes I know many people find him to be a rat, but he seems as though in the locker room and on the ice he is a true leader. I  would personally ask him for advice when it came to game play.

2.  I like the most when it comes to appearance

Coyle. Anyone who knows me, whether online or in person, knows I have a soft spot for Coyle. Can we talk about his dimples??

3. I would play a prank on

Pastrnak. 100%. I would just want to see his reaction and see how he comes back at me.

4. i would get drunk with

Jake Debrusk. I don’t even know why really. I just think he would be a funny drunk.

5. I would choose for my partner if i got an invitation for a wedding

For sure Coyle. He seems like one that if it’s a family wedding, would just charm his way through every family member. If it was a friends wedding I would just show him off because just look at him. Also who could pass up dancing with that hunk.

6. I could just cuddle all day long

As @jdcellyenthusiast said who would say no to cuddling with cheeks. You would have to be insane.

7. I would ask for advice if I had a problems

Bergeron. Or even his wife. They just seem like they would be the parental figures. I would also choose Z, but he is kinda a given.

8. I would bake cookies for

Krug. I feel like he would be so grateful and also would want to help bake the cookies. He seems like such a softie and I love that.

9. I would read a fanfic about

Coyle. Probably predictable at this point.

10. I would write a fanfic about

Carlo. I feel like he gets little love on tumblr. Also i am gonna start writing stories soon, so keep an eye out for that.

11. I would prefer to play on another team

Ritchie. Sorry bud. But I also don’t care for Clifton too much either. Bring back Seguin please!!

RE FUCKING TWEET

NBC: have y’all heard about John Carlson?

NBC 5 seconds later: have y’all heard about John Carlson?

We love a man willing to take a pay cut to stay with the bruins

Anyone got an idea?!?

All I want in life is mcavoy to score

this is some cute shit right here 🥺💛