“British Jason And Leo Arent Real They Cant Hurt You”

"I love u Nico di Angelo," will says his cerulean orbs shining with tears. His cheeks were red like roses and his shiny golden hair glistened under the evil Tartarus light. "I love u to the stars my young padawan...."

"no-" Nico growled moodily and emolike. He rolled his dark abyss colored eyes and glared at the ground, an uncharacteric blush flooding his cheeks. "I love you-" he spat out, gothly. "Like... the sun."

Which was true. Nico might've been darkness... but will solace... Will Solace was his sun...

THE SUN + THE STARS, OUT WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD NOW

salmon run

Mandalorians may be barbaric nomads, but they respect the traditions of the talking stick like no other

Discord shenanigans with your local catboy and dogboy

@litwafflehouse

College is going to class and turning in an assignment, replying to 2 other people required in the assignment, being confident you turned in the assignment because it said you turned in the assignment,

All for you to get dropped and canvas NEVER TURNED IN ANY OF YOUR ASSIGNMENTS and emailing your professor that you in fact did the assignment but got glitched and him giving you a random ass code you have been googling for a hour on how to join back the class because he is giving you until Saturday BUT ISN’T REPLYING TO ANY OF YOUR EMAILS

So now you wait to see if you have to wait another whole semester to take this required class to transfer oh and you can’t join any other class bc the semester started and all classes are full ESPECIALLY this class

Fun!

Wait, you said the minecrafters are coming to tumblr?, *Fuck shit fuck fuck I mumble to myself as I throw a blanket over my Percy Jackson hyperfixation* So uh, hows that tommy innits? Tubbers??

* a bead of sweat trickles down my neck as I lean over a counter* Uhh…you’know I was once like you cool cats with your lamanbergs and whatnot- oh its not a thing anymore? Oh um…so grian am I right?

my absolute magnum opus of hades fanart: Hermes as Brian David Gilbert

Concept:

Nico di Angelo hitting the griddy

Looking through old asks and yk, yea this checks out

A sockeye salmon 👀

Today, Jesus is holding:

A Sockeye Salmon

LISTEN. JUST HEAR ME OUT. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND- HERES HOW JAWILCO CAN STILL WIN-