Reblog, Click The Picture, And Prepare For Battle.

i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions

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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay

jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables

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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion

Jason: i got you

[later]

Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?

Jason: is he listening?

Bruce:

Jason: your welcome

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this could work with all the batfamily members actually

[when Duke was first starting to be signal]

Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler

Signal: ???

Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself

Nightwing: Tim what

Red Robin: !

MY POINT STILL STANDS

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

Me: Jack Drake blackmailed Tim into quitting being Robin by threatening to reveal his and Bruce’s secret

My best friend who is also a huge Batman fan: What secret??

"I headcannon Dick as manipulative" you and the writers of Nightwing babe

One time the batkids all decided to get gag gifts for Bruce on father's day but they all ended up getting mugs so now Bruce has a collection of mugs he rotates thru every day:

Dick: Batman mug with the message,Holy Children,Batman!

Jason: Dad,thanks for not pulling out that night

Tim: It's not a dad bod it's a father figure

Damian: (arrow pointing up) Not the worst dad

Cass: Dad,thanks for teaching me how to be a man even though I'm your daughter

Steph: Best dad ever keep that shit up

Duke: World's okayest dad

i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

i keep saying kaji is adorable and no one gets me but have you SEEN his litttle run from embarrassment??? he's fucking ADORABLE

SO THEY MADE WOOLY MICE USING MAMMOTH GENOMES AND I LOVE THEM

NPR

Hoping to revive mammoths, scientists create 'woolly mice'

Hoping to bring the giant, ancient animal back from extinction, scientists have created a far smaller woolly creature. Woolly mice have some

Duke introducing the bat fam

"This is my older brother, Tim, his spleen is being kept in a jar by my younger brother's grandfather and he has no sleep schedule."

"This is Jason, he's been missing for 5 years because he was in witness protection because he witnessed the Joker killing Robin, no he wasn't dead."

"This is Dick, yes everyone really does call him that, except for the youngest."

"This is Damian, he will try and kill you but if you bring him an animal you will be temporarily spared."

"This is Cass, she's knows what you're thinking."

"This is Barbara, Bruce has been trying to adopt her for years but the commissioner is still alive somehow."

"This is Bruce, if you give him puppy dog eyes, he'll probably give you money."

"This is Stephanie, we don't know where she came from but she's staying and we can't get rid of her."

"This is Alfred, yes he is the boss."

fascinating assumption