Me When Eggman Complained That He Was, Quote, "undesirable To All Possible Genders"

pov: you just told your bestie how you accidentally killed your boyfriends dad and lied to the public about it

Peak cinema

Stones job as a dad is to embarrass Shadow.

So hi I just I downloaded on my phone the Sonic 3 coloring Book and the shadow difference page kills me LMFOAFJDHDHS

Like except the smile it look like just Shadow with more black arms genes visible. Which make me think Shadow would rock the scale look 😂😭

THE TRAILER IS OUT WHABWSHSHSHHAHAGGAGAAGAGQG

GO WATCH IT BEFORE SEEING THIS POST PLS

PART 1 of the screnshot I took of the trailer bc WTF

Shadow running

Angst in coming

SHADOW WITH A GUN!?!?

Other screnshot of his beauty

The au I didn't know I needed

🎶 Once upon a time I almost lost my mind

I was lonely

So lonely

Once upon a time

Hoping every day things would go my way

Then you came into my life

Now everything is fine

I never knew

What love could do

Till I met you

Now everything is oh so cozy

Now my skies are blue all because of you

I'm so glad

I was lonely

Once upon a time 🎶

Once Upon a Time - The Mavericks

Omg the TV spot I'm so excited I can't breathe ahhhh I need to share my excitement

THEY DID THE FUCKING THING THEY DID THE THING FROM THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG INTRO

Shadow the Hedgehog is legitimately the coolest fucking character to ever exist and if anyone tries to tell you otherwise they are a stinky little liar

The movies making it so that Shadow arrived on earth through a black meteor and wasn't created by Gerald is very funny because it means that Black Doom, leader and creator of an army of disturbing eldritch monsters, independently decides to create the ultimate lifeform and this was the end result

Hi so the Sonic 3 post credit are getting leaked and since i'm delulu i'm still going to pray Rouge will make a apparence in Sonic 3 along Shadow but if she doesn't appear here I hope she will in a post credit scene or in a future Shadow/Knuckles project bc I need her in my life to be a appart of the Sonic Movie universe

Anyway this movie literally come out on Christmas in France so i'm going to dodge the spoilers like Maria dodged the bullet.

Good luck to y'all and stay safe from the spoilers ✌️

PART 2 of the screnshot I took of the second trailer bc i'm loosing my mind

WATCH THE TRAILER BEFORE LOSING YOUR MIND WITH ME PLS 😭🙏

The eclipse canon being his usual menace ( i hope we will have Black Arms mention )

The Robotnik gang

The Robotnik gang but there is a weird asf empty spot (my delulu ass hope it's Rouge)

Gerald being the insane mf we love

Team Sonic in the chaos garden cafe ( it look chaotic asf I love it )

Shadow getting surrounded by G.U.N soldiers ( probably after his escape )