When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Need

the sweetest, softest, most gentle foreplay for the sickest, roughest, most disgusting sex. there, i said it.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Tonight’s convo with my long distance bestie

me whenever I have to do actual work instead of searching through the x reader tags. 🙄

Reblogging this as I eat salt&vinegar chips while plotting to ruin someone I haven’t spoken to in 2+ years.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

Pre-period sads and rage are the absolute worst. I’ll be sad AND bitchy for no reason!! Then 2-3 days later there’s the reason. You’d think after having a period for over 12 years I’d see the signs but noooooooo. My stupid lizard brain forgets all about it and I carry on about my merry way.

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes