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reasons why dumbeldore is fucking shit because of a conversation we started having in a discord server

1. didn't talk to the ministry officials, although he was a huge part in the war and in the wizengamot, to offer sirius a trial although he knew what sirius was bound to be imprisoned for was everything he fought against. instead, he always advocated for severus snape, who was KNOWN to be a death eater.

2. left an orphaned child ON THE DOORSTEP IN THE COLD OF NOVEMBER of a family he knew very well sucked (minerva mcgonagall told him minutes before and his whole attitude regarding that was like "nah i didn't hear that". it's more important to raise a martyr than a non-traumatized child.). he could have at the very least knock on the door and see if he can put the baby inside??? it was a november night and dumbledore decides to leave A BABY in the cold outside?? only in a blanket???

3. he used children to fight (both of) the wizarding wars, although he was a very powerful wizard that has defeated grindelwald.

4.did nothing to diswade tom riddle away from the path that lead to him becoming voldemort

5. claimed that hogwarts helped those who needed it, but where’s the help? harry never got the help he needed, and, although i don't like draco, he didn't get any help either.

6. he was incredibly biased against slytherin, so any and all bad views on slytherin honestly

7. knew that harry was a horcrux all along, and did nothing to help him and guide him on the right way of learning about it, only telling him that he is one after his death via the pensieve.

8. the triwizard tournament. the whole thing in itself, but the tasks especially? what was that?? the tasks were extremely dangerous (dragons, magical creatures and all of that). speaking of which, he allows a fourteen years old to participate in a tournament where you have to be a major (17) to participate

9. he did nothing while the basilisk was lurking through the castle. a responsible headmaster would have closed the school. there were very dangerous creatures on the grounds (acromantulas, werewolf cubs) that shouldn't be let anywhere near children.

10. in ootp dumbledore literally ignores harry while he's dealing with ptsd, sirius' death and voldemort invading his mind. he leaves snape to teach harry occlumency although he knows they hate each other and snape could put harry's vulnerability in those moments to good use. he also allows the lessons to stop, although they were very important.

11. hiding all of the information from harry, vital information even, with the excuse that he was too young. he was also way too young to fight in a war but ok, make him fight without knowing little to nothing of what to do.

aaand...

note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon

summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself

p.s.: part two will come in a few days

James on 31st October '81: *sings*

James: heeeeeeeeeeey

Voldemort, at the door: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

James: wHAT

"Good fuck, I hate Meadowes!" Marlene growled, throwing her broom in a corner of the locker room.

"Why are you so angry, Marley?" the team's keeper asked. "They even let us beat their asses up, again!" He exclaimed jovially, high-fiving James.

"All she fucking does is try to fucking distract me" Marlene rolled her eyes. "Plus that she's not even hot, so it just makes her look stupider than she is."

"Seems like someone's angry!" the seeker gasped with a smile, trying to mock Marlene's very plausible thoughts. "Or rather jealous."

"Zip it, Erikson" Marlene hissed.

"Yeah, she's batshit." the keeper nodded. "Why so rude, McKinny?"

"Do NOT make me throw a bludger at you, Miles. Also, I am not rude."

"Oh, come on, Marlene!" James groaned. "What's your problem with Cas? She's a nice girl!"

"Oh goodness. Dorcas, Dorcas, Dorcas! James, are you dating her or what?" Marlene asked impatiently, starting to tap her foot.

"No!" James said back defensively (in Marlene's jealous opinion). "Come on, Marls, the fact that you don't like her doesn't mean that anyone that does is making out with her in broom closets."

"Well, Marlene would be in the closet for Meadowes!" one of the chasers laughed and high-fived the rest of the team. "In more than one way!" he finished, making Marlene blush a "bit".

"Haha, very funny. I'll excuse you, Kristen. You fucking stink." Marlene rolled her eyes.

And, oh my god, what was the team's problem with Marlene? They have been bugging her with 'The Meadowes' thing for ages now! How could they ever insinuate that Marlene has a crush on a Slytherin little crap? She did have the most giant and gay crush on Dorcas, but that wasn't their business anymore.

i cannot believe i have to do this but...

later- time skip into the future; comparative for late

you'd expect latter, but it's way worse.

letter- a written, typed, or printed communication, especially one sent in an envelope by mail or messenger

tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide

Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 

Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 

Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 

Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.

Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 

Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!

✨sirius headcanons✨

first

my poor child

hates being pitied

james calls him sirikins and it pisses him endlessly

enby (he/they/rai in no order of preference) (all pronouns are fine though)

+gay

my traumatized kid 🥺

they were with a dude named ethan who used sirius

once called mcg mom (he secretly doesn't regret it)

loves everything about remus

like remus with his self-esteem and sirius tells him he's beautiful and fluff and i skfisjk

queen all the way, excuse me!

he's a combo of killer queen, lady stardust and black dog

stop with ben barnes, my fancast for him is my classmate bc they're both twinks

sometimes still thinks about what walby would think of him

just. loves smells like teen spirit fsr

oh and maneskin

him + damiano = besties

pnuk

arsonnn commit arson on the immortal queen

gay gay gay

amazing person but he wouldn't admit it and he doesn't think that

would kill himself for his friends bc they've done sm for him

has a great collection of hair ribbons (from james who)

i bet hari had double the money in gringotts bc sirius and james exist and stuff

loves ramen

trauma and anxiety and all that bc the blacks ✨are being themselves✨

always knew dumbles was a sussy baka

was not on dumbledore's side. he was taught that only good and bad exist, nothing in between. so he joined dumbles to not be on voldemort's side (credits to re for this headcanon)

lily's platonic soulmate

was👏with👏marlene👏

was (and is) the nicest to peter (peter is a marauder jfc)

secretly or not so secretly loves abba

their hair.

secretly dorcas' bestie

does! not! hate! regulus!

sends small gifts to everyone

loooooooooong fingers (and he fills them up w rings and ah so pretty choke me with those fingers) eris you simp

i don't think i mentioned he's gay

not completly english. like he's from around 3872 countries

polyglot

amazing to simp on and i think we all agree to that

Men of Tumblr, what was the worst thing someone said to you about expressing your emotions?

that moment when you kin a character so hard you steal bits from their identity (bi and trans)

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

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Daily reminder that Jegulus started as a joke...And now the fandom is centered on it.