Ok Boomers

marauders' pronouns?

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remus- he/him

sirius- any but they preference

james- he/him

peter- he/him (doesn't get bothered by they)

nobody asked for the girls so here_

lily- she/her (doesn't mind they)

marlene- she/her

mary- she/her

dorcas- they/them

oh hello! 8 noticed that u recently followed me and I'm so honoured! is it just me or are my posts actually gaining traction now???

lol I know it won't cause this is TUMBLR

(but still it's nice to pretend)

heyy! idk but if you think that that's totally fine!!

i could help you with some notes ;) /hj

What happens next?

what do you mean?

James: Which brand of underwear do scientists wear? Lily: James, I don't want to be rude but I'm giving birth- James: Kelvin Klein! *laugh*

Why did you change accounts?

because i can lol

idk why

headcanon that irma black never died, she just quitted the black life and transformed into irma pince thats it thats the post.

llamaaaaaaaaaaq

yes llama 🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙

the second chapter of The Hogwarts Champion is up!

Remus, as a teacher: you see, Severus, as the brainless immature assholes we were as young people, I do think that we have changed to better. And, for what's worth it, I like having you around. Snape: no, you don't. Remus: Remus: fuck, you're right. Remus: sometimes I have dreams where I castrate you.

that's ohayo dear person

ohio is a land where ohioans, also called angels go

ohio is a state in the us goddamit

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.