I Want To Piss Her Off

Y’all are blowing my shit UP 😭🤚

Meet up

(Todoroki shoto x fem!reader)

Ever since the sports festival you and shoto have been training together....well more like you helping him with his left side.

You where aware of the power shoto had and your earth bending quirk would be perfect for him to train with. So every Wednesday you would create a wall of obsidian for shoto to aim his flames at, that or you would just fight him with your quirk. But as the two of you trained more the closer the two of you became. Shoto really opened up to you, he even talked to you about his family, which sounded extremely torn apart, but you said that you’d always be there for him and if he needed to talk then you’d always be ready to do so.

That’s when he realized, he was crushing on you...

Hard

He didn’t realize it at first and neither did you but he would always lock hands with you when you sat together at lunch, and would always zone out whenever looking to your eyes. Eventually you caught on to his strange behavior and realized what was happening. So you gathered all your courage and asked him out, to which he immediately said yes too.

Aaaaaaaaaand that’s how you ended up here. Standing here, in front of Shoto’s front door. All dressed up and holding a bouquet of purple and white flowers, just waiting for him to come out and greet you.

You had texted him that you where outside his house and he had texted you back saying that he needed a little more time to get ready but you could contain your excitement and press the door bell to his house. Maybe you’d get to meet one of his family members, maybe his mother, his brother, oh! Or even-

The door swung open to reveal a tall red headed man who had a flame beard....

....oh

it’s him..........

Endeavor glared down at you, while you on the other hand kept up your smiley happy face.

“Hi! I’m here for shoto todoroki.” You said giving the number two hero a fake smile. Endeavor raised a eyebrow at you in disapproval and shook his head.

“My Apologies but Shoto has training he has to catch up on.” Endeavor was about to close the door on you but you suck your foot between the pathway while still holding that happy face of yours.

“That’s a fucking lie and you know it, me and Shoto arranged this date last week, besides I’m sure he wouldn’t want to spend time with a child abuser.” A shadow came over your eyes as Endeavor’s face shifted into shock. Just as he was about to respond running footsteps could be heard behind him.

“Y/n!” Shoto’s monotone voice could be heard behind Endeavor. The young man pushed pasted his father and ran to give you a hug and a kiss on the cheek. A smile came on todoroki’s face, as you looked at what he was wearing, he wore a white sweater and jeans with the smell of cologne drifting off his clothes.

“The suit that your chose really makes you stand out. You look amazing dear.

“So do you! Here I grew these just for you.” You handed todoroki the banquet of flowers and his face lit up even more with a small blush covering his cheeks.

“Thank you dear Y/n...”

“Ready for the date?” You spoke grabbing todoroki’s hand, he nodded and the two of you walked away from the house leaving Endeavor with a wide open jaw, you shot a look back at him and flipped him off.

(Here’s the suit your wearing.)

Aw shit here we go again...

(Aizawa x fem reader)

Oh no....oh shit, not again.

As you slowly started to panic, the 31 year old man laid down on your stomach asleep.

At first you thought that he was just tired after a long day of work.

Then you noticed that nether of you were wearing anything. Damn it why’d you always had to be so smooth. This was the fifth time you guys had hooked up and you were starting to get nervous.

You didn’t have a reason to, you were obviously on birth control and the two of you always locked the door. So why were you so worried?

Suddenly the man laying on your stomach started to move and fluttered his eyes open. Aw crap....

“Look who’s up early, usually it’s me waking you up.” Aizawa rested his face on his hand before crawling to the other side of his bed and flopping down besides you with a smile on his face.

“That was the best sex I ever had.”

“Shut up Shota you always say that whenever we fuck around.” You glared at him while he chuckled as you struggled to put on the robe that was laying on the floor. Looks like you were the one to spend the night this time. Just your luck.....

“Where are you going this early, sugar?” Aizawa asked as you tied a knot around your waist.

“Work, Aizawa. We’re teachers you know, but before that I need to get Eri ready to meet up with Mirio and Midoriya.” You spoke walking towards the door. Oh god there was clothes everywhere on the ground.

“At least lemme make you breakfast first, don’t want you leaving on an empty stomach.” Aizawa was finally out of bed and now had on grey sweatpants.

“Do want ever you want this is your house but I’m gonna go get her ready, I suggest you get ready too.” You didn’t play when it came too your job much like Aizawa you were extremely strict. But only because you didn’t want your kids to fail.

You opened the door and to your surprise Eri was already standing there. Fully dressed, looks like she’s gotten use to you coming over now, huh?

“Hi Ms.Y/n Deku and lemillon are outside waiting at the door!” You nodded while smiling. You picked her up and carried her to the door.

“Huh?! Ms. L/n? What are you doing here.” The two young men stood outside the door.

“Wow Ms. L/n you and Aizawa really messed around last night huh?” Mirio joked.

“You’d be surprised to find out how accurate that was.”

The two stared at in confusion but before they could say anything you shoved Eri into Midoriya’s arms and slammed the door. You sighed as you smelled a heavenly smell coming from kitchen.

“Breakfast is ready.”

“I’m coming”

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don’t care what shade just reblog.

😧 I-

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Heights of the BOIS!!!

Undertale

Sans 5’5

Papyrus 7’3

Underfell

Sans) Red 5’5

Papyrus) Edge 7’7 (he’s actually 7’4 bc he wears heels)

Underswap

Sans) Blue 5’4

Papyrus) Stretch 7’6

Swapfell

Sans) Vix 5’6

Papyrus) Rus 7’6

Gastertale

Sans) yellow 6’2

Papyrus) Green 8’5

@bigoltrashpile so uhh I decided to draw one of the lsg from that ask sooo here ya go :3

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

L lawliet x reader

( Fluff :to all the death note fans and L simps)

You slept in your shared bed while your boyfriend continued to work on a random case that he was interested in.

Suddenly you felt a pair of hands shake you awake. You opened your eyes and turned to the side to met owl like ones staring right it you.

“Hi” He spoke.

“Hey, you finished with that case for today? It’s like 2 o’clock in the morning, you should really go to bed.” You glanced at the clock, it wasn’t 2 yet but it sure was getting close.

“But you said you’d go take me to get ice cream cake.” L stared at you with the same look as before.

“L, please it’s so fuckin’ late right now...I doubt the store is even open..” you groaned..

“We don’t know until we try...” His round eyes stared at you almost like a puppy.

“L motherfucking Lawliet, I am not going out in the middle of the night to get you some ice cream cake...”

“How the fuck did you convince me to do this?” You squinted as you carried L on your back.

“I think your hungry...” L pointed at the store full of sweets.

“I think I want some sleep.” You muttered as you walked in the store.

“Hey y/n!” An old friend of yours waved at you from behind the counter.

“Why are you still open?” You hissed at your friend.

“Hey I’m not the one who owns the shop, you gotta leave those questions to the big man. Now what can I get for you and your owl boyfriend?” Your friend teased.

“Piss off F/n. Just get me the chocolate chip ice cream cake.” You still held onto L who was still on your back.

“Alright alright, here that’ll be 700 yen” your friend placed the ice cream cake in a box and you slammed down the cash onto the counter.

Now the two of you were walking back together while L ate his cake you bought him. You looked down at your side as L continued to eat the cake you bought him, man he was a hand full....

but you still loved him didn’t you?

ISKSNXHSSHSKSGSBSBSB YESSS

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