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my deadpool and wolverine review: you could have replaced 90% of the fight scenes with gay sex and nothing of the plot or tone would have changed, the only thing stopping them is marvel's cowardice
deadpool flirts with everyone and it usually doesn’t matter because he flirts with everyone and the general response is “ok wade”/no response. but with wolverine? with wolverine it’s obvious that whole damn movie he would fuck that man. the eye contact the smirks the innuendo the carefully placed claws. just say the word
Guess who watched the new Deadpool movie. (I probably gonna draw them for a while till I forget they exist.)
Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom
I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene
the honda odyssey, huh?
How Wade actually convinced Logan to help him:
Inspired by that one PT Barnum Deadpool variant :)
and they were roommates!
I spent the past three days learning how to draw wolverine just so I could doodle this.
Original under the cut
HOW UA SHOULD HAVE ENDED
Hard cut to Klaus talking to the girl on the bicycle
Klaus: “Did we save the world or screw it up again?”
Bicycle God: “You were never the problem”
She holds up an action figure of Reginald and crushes it in her bare hands. Marigold lights emerge from it. Golden light envelops everything
Hard cut to Klaus waking up in bed. He is wearing pajamas covered in marigolds.Street noise can be heard from outside.
(From offscreen) “You okay, Hon?”
Klaus looks over and Dave is cooking breakfast in their flat
Klaus: “Yeah, just had a weird dream.”
Looks out the window and sees an empty lot where the Hargreeves mansion should be.
Klaus: “Wasn’t there a building there?”
(Naïve Melody by the Talking Heads begins to play over a montage)
Diego and Lila Are wrangling their kids into the camper van. One of the kids gives Lila a picture of her family in a field of bunch of orange flowers (marigolds)
Luther is stripping and the obsessed lady in the crowd is Sloan. He has a marigold in his mouth. He takes it out and gives it to her.
Viktor is playing the violin with Harlon. Sissy is setting the table. She sets a bouquet of marigold into a center vase.
Allison is gardening while Clare and Ray play in the yard. She is planting Marigolds.
Five is teaching at some university. An older woman comes in. “Dolores” he says as she kisses him.
Jennifer serves Ben at the dinner. Closeup on her pouring coffee. He has a Durango flower tattoo that says “Jennifer” and she had a marigold tattoo that says “Ben”
Cut back to Klaus staring out the Window
Dave: No, been an empty lot as long as I can remember
Klaus, smiles: Yeah, I don’t know why I thought that
Camera Zooms out from the window as music continues
Reginald, voiceover: And that is how our unlikely heroes manage to create one timeline where everything was fine.
BTS footage plays with the final credits 
Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:
The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate
The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration
"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.
The grunting, panting, yelling.
Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car
Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions
Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex
Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)
There was a time skip.
Seatbelt bondage
Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards
In summary; they totally fucked in that thing
Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.
Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.
In Deadpool & Wolverine, one of the Deadpool Corps members is dressed up as Hugh Jackman’s character from The Greatest Showman. This implies that there is an alternate universe where Wade has to sing The Other Side with Logan, to convince him to join the X-Men. In this essay I will-
yall know about like a prayer by madonna?
(ref under the cut)
happy umbrella academy eve!! (redrew this)
“It’s so hard to please tua fans”
Literally all we needed to be happy
Deadpool and Wolverine + RomCom Tropes A-Side (B-Side)
just thinking about how wolverine has such a heightened sense of smell that he can smell emotions. he can hear heartbeats. he’s a walking lie detector and he’s living with DEADPOOL. no wonder logan was actually able to hurt wade’s feelings in the honda odyssey (beyond seeing himself in wade), and no wonder he trusted wade’s invitation to come home with him.
ive seen gay sex straighter then whatever was going on in that fucking honda odyssey
TUA really knocked it out of the park. Not like in terms of making a good season in any sense of the word, but by creating such a prime example of why shows and characters don't all need romance.
Am I forgetting something or the writers forget that THERE WERE OTHER KIDS WITH MARIGOLD?!?! That stupid plan shouldn’t have even worked because that wasn’t everyone???
I know that the umbrella academy is getting shat on (including me) but one of the few redeemable aspects of it his terrible last season is Elliot Page
I told my son he needs to watch Hannibal, and he sent me this:
Octavian Smigelschi - Young Man Reading (1892)
evil suggestion: youtube should invent new buttons for us to push. being told on every video to comment, subscribe, smash that like button, and dont forget to hit that bell isn't enough. i need to fling the doodle. i need to honk the bobo. i need to smeep the smorp. and so much more. and i need it to be reminded to do each and every one of these actions in each and every video i watch.
hello jon
:)
I lied to you, we won't have sex. put your clothes back on, we will watch Hannibal and I will explain why hannigram is canon.
