I Think We Can Say Needles Is The First Official Avatar Of The Whore

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

HANNIBAL + Text Posts 26/∞

thank you dave k

So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:

1) Binary files are 1s and 0s

2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches

You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…

You can knit Doom.

However, after crunching some more numbers:

The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…

3322 square feet

Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.

Hannibal (2013-2015) Interview with the Vampire (2022-)

Burying your gays is old news. In 2024 we're computerizing your gays

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

sometimes you just need to be distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international licence

is anyone still jopping?? leyendecker pseudo?study? to honour my favourite song on the joplist.

also a little 1810s inspired outfit i really wanted to give him before deciding against it