Day 2: It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice is autistic!! (not in canon but she fits some of the traits rly well)

Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice is autistic!

i'm an adult but i still think penis humor is funny which is why my eldritch horror story has a dick joke in it. i tried to resist i really did.

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

Lydia: Goodnight moon Lydia: Goodnight tree Lydia, to the Maitlands: Goodnight ghosts only I can see

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

my one skill socially as an autistic person is my ability to adapt to any situation by just going "sure I guess this is happening!"

i live my life in a constant state of social confusion and it has made me incredibly good at just going with the flow even if the flow befuddles me and im only really putting in guess work at best.

ADHD and autism spectrum is funny in a way that isn't funny. Like hello, welcome to society, your brain is hardwired to function the most efficiently within certain parameters you'll almost never end up in. You're either so good at switching subjects that other people don't enjoy talking with you, or you're so good at sticking to the same subject that other people don't enjoy talking with you. Fuck you and good luck.