How It Feels To Have Beatles Songs Like Twist And Shout And Please Mister Postman As Your Favourites

isn’t this like… illegal? i swear there are like laws against this and that it’s why spotify has a block feature

me today i almost started sobbing over that man earlier

oh, please, say to me / you'll let me be your man / and please, say to me / you'll let me hold your hand!

i second this my friend had to violently shake me until i was extremely dizzy because i was jittery, needed to scream, wanted to cry, and had started hitting myself from just simply looking at pictures of that man. this has to be a form of mental illness

i think it's time we consider that Alan Alda is not a human because in every tag I've seen of him, it's you bitches (me included) down bad for him. I'm NOT judging. i am one of you, I too am carnally in love with him and would jump through time to get some of that Bisexual Italian Stallion — but like. the grip he has on our psyches; the fuck. is that about. cause I cannot go one day without him eating at my brain, (which is essentially an Alan Alda baked pie at this point, all mush in thr middle) and neither can you bitches! this is so long past obsession; we need to be psychologically assessed cause I think we all suffer from Alan Alda Sickness called We Are All Desperately In Love With Him. and it's very contagious and worrisome because it's been happening since the 70s and no one cares. I'm not saying I wanna be cured but like someone should probably look into that. not me, but someone

you ever just see a tv show and go, “holy fuck this needs a fandom” and then look online to see that there is practically no fandom whatsoever and there’s only 169 fanfics on AO3?

like guys we NEED to give more 80s sitcoms fandoms. like night court? that show is fucking WILD and desperately needs a fanbase of queer people aged 12-30.

*devours you whole*

don’t vore me pls 😞😞‼️‼️

i once had a dream that i was hanging out with my friend when B.J hunnicutt walked up to us and started arguing with my friend. they were really going at it and B.J started violently twerking at them to prove a point. i have no idea what point he was trying to prove

AM I BEING A NUISANCE

I'm sorry if I aim I'm just really really bored 😔

NO UR NOT !! it’s literally 1:48 am for me i have nothing better ti do

I WILL EAT YOU

not if i eat you first