Tell Me About Your Favourite Pair Of Pants

What 100k word AU fic is this

My ask box is open, I'd be glad to answer anything :)

what the heck??? Now there's no snow in December??? It just went away after some rain and hasn't come back???

What in the world , what in the world

WHY IS IT SNOWING IN OCTOBER???

I love it SO much but idk if it's problematic, why can't we have nice things??

why did no one tell me about the lesbian vampire anime with zero creepiness and competent female characters in an apocalyptic winter setting

Changing my username to something more accurate :3

Previously menace in your ceiling

Like this?

🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

Hello to my five followers :D

U guys r amazing

To anyone who follows me, I'm going through some stuff and if you do happen to like my posts, I might be distracted by those things and won't post as often

If this isn't the case, I will probably rant here about it though I'll try not to because it's not the place.

(I'm talking like a big blog when I'm not at all, I'm sorry 😭)

I just

What

man, I love tumblr

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”