I Love Inventing Terrible In Universe Fandom Drama.

I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.

Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.

There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:

Please stop involving yourselves in crime scenes for the chance to meet me. 
Crime scene tampering and perjury are serious offenses that will follow you for the rest of your life. I am a prosecutor in a law themed band. I do not look kindly upon any “fans” that choose to disrupt legal proceedings in this manner. Your actions serve only to complicate trials and obfuscate the truth.
I love meeting fans, but there are better ways to go about it. I will be doing a meet and greet later this Saturday at the Sunshine Colosseum, which will be far cheaper than the legal fees you’ll build up from being involved in a trial.

Danke for all your support,
Klavier 🩷

just. please. stop. please.

A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like

📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.

and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.

A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.

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4 months ago

I feel like SAWTOWNE’s “Confessions of a Rotten Girl” is so good partially because of how it makes even people who may dislike fujoshis sympathize with Miku, and it’s interesting that it’s not actually done by painting her as “one of the good ones”. Everything that’s despised about fujoshi culture, Miku explicitly is portrayed as doing.

Disliking female characters on the basis of them “getting in the way” (and being quite misogynistic about it to boot), sexualizing and shipping men in real life (the men portrayed in the song are her teachers), and even the yaoi paddle known for being used to sexually harass cosplayers…

A screenshot of the MV for Confessions of a Rotten Girl, showing Miku looking shocked as a woman and man interact. The woman is scribbled out in red, with the word “delusional” written next to her.
A screenshot of the MV for Confessions of a Rotten Girl, showing Miku holding a paddle behind her back. It says “sinner” on it, clearly modeled after the “yaoi paddle” of old fandom.

… all these aspects are there. Hell, one of the most disliked part about fujoshi culture from a social justice standpoint — the language of describing queer relationships as “sinful” — is the whole basis behind the song.

However, SAWTOWNE, instead of lessening that toxic trait, “yes, and”s it. “Yes, she calls queer relationships sinful, as a (presumably) heterosexual woman who finds their relationship gratifying. AND, the reason she does that is because she is a sexually repressed Christian who feels guilty about having any sexual desire whatsoever.”

I think that one (very clever!) addendum makes it so any discomforting aspects to the song takes a backseat. Instead of being a song about trying to resist an interest in yaoi / The Gays specifically, it more so becomes a song about trying to resist any “abnormal” sexual desires, which makes it very easy to like this version of Miku, even as someone who very much dislikes the aspects of fujoshi culture she represents.

Plus we need more gooner girl rep anyway, lol. (As a comment on the video said: close enough! Welcome back Plus Boy!)

10 months ago

help artblock got me

Help Artblock Got Me
3 months ago
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie
[Image Description: A Series Of Digital Redraws Of The Cookie Run Ovenbreak Characters From The Cookie

[Image Description: A series of digital redraws of the Cookie Run Ovenbreak characters from the Cookie Trial event in the Ace Attorney art style. The first image shows Cotton Candy Cookie standing in the witness stand, holding a love letter that covers her mouth. She's looking to the side and blushing. Her textbox reads "I'm here because the defendant stole something from me!".

The second image shows Langue de Chat cookie in the defence bench thinking "Um... The witness is blushing...". He is pushing up his glasses and has a drop of sweat on his face.

The third image is of Roguefort Cookie standing as the defence's co-council in a prison outfit, looking at the camera and smiling, saying "That person really is an interesting one..."

The fourth image shows Cappuccino Cookie standing in the prosecutor's bench, holding a book in his left arm and hitting the bench with his right fist, shouting "Tell us what they stole!"

The fifth image shows Cotton Candy Cookie again, this time blushing more, with her eyes closed and the letter covering her face even more and saying "That person..... Completely stole my heart!"

The sixth image shows Langue de Chat Cookie shocked, leaning on the bench and pushing up his now broken glasses, sweating and with messy hair. The textbox says "!?"

The seventh image is Cappuccino Cookie also shocked and sweating, leaning on the bench with his fist clenched and the textbox says "!?!?!???"

The last image shows a comparison between the redraws and the original cookie sprites. End ID]

I'm sorry everyone I gave in. I attorneyd the cookies

This was meant to be just some doodles but i was having wayyy too much fun with this lmao. The text is a bit awkward but there was a LOT of dialogue in the original and i had to cut it down somehow rip

Anyways I think Roguefort Cookie would be the worst defendant ever

*I'm very bad at writing and describing things so if anyone has any corrections to my ID please tell me thank you 😭

2 years ago
I Made This Picture Of Stanley Yesterday That Took Me The Whole Day! (I Started At Like.. 2:00 P.M. And

I made this picture of stanley yesterday that took me the whole day! (I started at like.. 2:00 P.M. and ended about like 10:00 P.M. that's like...eight full hours😭) anyways yea! I made stanley because I got inspired by the song Melty Land Nightmare!

(The cane stanley has is a personal headcannon I have! One day I'll have to make some drawings that explains my headcannons..-)


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3 months ago
Can You Imagine Suing Boeing And Coming Home To Find Boeing's Faulty Plane Parts Washed Up In Your Backyard?

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

4 months ago

me when i get obsessed with the character who barely has a canon personality since he was created to be just a vessel for the player instead of any of the other characters who actually have a personality:

Me When I Get Obsessed With The Character Who Barely Has A Canon Personality Since He Was Created To

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4 months ago

i can't believe apollo is canonically 5'5. has a flip phone with charms, ringtone is a song he likes by a band he hates. can't swim and doesn't like driving. good at random things, like astrology and hula hooping. keeps mangas in his work desk. used to watch doctor who. only reads the newspaper funnies. doesn't open up, no matter how much he's asked. dedicated to his favorite color. too serious, afraid of being seen as a joke. picked up a stray calico cat and named it calico. calls everyone san/mr/ms except his sister and his best friend. refers to himself as ore, masculine and a little rough. instinctually cleans when he sees a mess. can't control how loud he is. scared of heights. spent two months unemployed because he wouldn't work for someone who broke his trust. cries easily for people he loves. prickly, short-tempered. empathetic and loving. the son of musicians. simple, brown haired and brown eyed. plain. just a guy with passion and intensity and kindness. unwavering, unyielding


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2 months ago
Brave Gang Brave Gang
Brave Gang Brave Gang

brave gang brave gang

2 years ago

Can you draw my pfp as a human

Can You Draw My Pfp As A Human

It was such a pleasure to draw your pfp as a human! I hope I got all the details you told me right lol😅 this might be one of my best works!

I'm glad you love it, Heshori💖

(btw see you at school on Monday lol)


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