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next tumblr sexyman: the angel dude from "a christmas journey" by scott cawthon

You know, at first I wasn't sold on the whole poker thing, but thinking about it, it really makes sense that that game would be what Phoenix ends up spending so much of his time on.

Phoenix's whole life can honestly be described by 'being dealt bad cards all night but still managing to win'. Time and time and time again he has had setback after setback happen to him and he has had to manage to come out on top of it somehow. He even mentions that it's not unlike being in court, that it's all about reading people.

I think Phoenix started playing poker after his disbarment not just because he's good at it, but because it comforted him, in a way. I think part of it is the sense of agency it gave him, especially in a situation where he didn't have much, but also...

He says it himself, it reminded him of court.

Playing poker might've been his only other way to retain the feelings he felt when he was still cross-examining witnesses. It was his best bet of keeping that same fire burning, all those years, even if not as brightly. It wasn't the same, but I think it shows how much his job meant to him, to the point that it's very hard to seperate from who he is.

You can take the man from the courtroom, but you can't take the courtroom from the man, and all that

I WAS JUST TAPPING HIM ON THE HEAD.

i think more ace attorney ship content should use court related courtship puns. like it's right there. arguably it's low-hanging fruit but it's funny low-hanging fruit

klavier, in the defendant's lobby specifically to bother apollo: mind if i court you, herr forehead? apollo: fuck you and go to hell

I dont know what to do cause this isnt a normal household object AND ITS SO TALL ITS TALLER THAN ME WHERE DO I PUT THIS?????

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

apollo looks at his boyfriend's performance

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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This meme reminds me of The Narrator cuz he basically is doing stuff that in the end hurt him.

Zen Room? Let's put a room with a high ass staircase to nowhere with a platfrom that just asks to be jumped from. What could go wrong?

Let's create a button that erase a fucking door and make my protagonist freeze in time while i sit completely alone because I can't ignore bad reviews about my game. What could go wrong?

Let's create a bucket for my protagonist that i will be incredibly jealous of.

But it's all still part of my game, and people will buy it because they are all suckers. Money, money, money!

The thing.