The Narrator is not all knowing, we know this from his lack of knowledge regarding The Timekeeper. But! The Narrator does know about Stanley. Statement: Stanley is in fact addicted to drugs and hookers and this proves that he is secretly having a gay love affair. Evidence below.
We can assume The Narrator put up these letters, as Stanley was unaware of the show coming up. Do you see that? "I love the way you ride elevators <3 xx" Is Stanley cheating on his wife? Yes. We know this is not his wife, his wife signs her letters and has different handwriting. Clearly this was someone who did not want to be traced back, as they didn't sign their name. Stanley has to know this person, they've ridden in an elevator before. We know Stanley is hot with his coworkers and "tells good stories". What stories is he telling? Unimportant. More importantly, Stanley taught one of his coworkers a cool skateboard trick. Only drug addicts do cool skateboard tricks. With these letters, we can see that Stanley IS addicted to drugs and hookers! What if Stanley is distracting himself with hookers to hide his sexuality. The broom closet, it was a metaphor you see. Stanley's bucket is a metaphor for his gay love affair. A metaphor for the elevator letter.
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Aaaaa since I literally have nothing else to post here's something I drew for my advanced art class in school
i like to imagine his hachimaki reflects his mood like a dog tail
me knowing damn well that i’ll always have a fat crush on the narrator and will always want to see him being a shy silly evil bbg no matter what happens
Curator: "Tsk! Virus detected breaching the 5th firewall encryption. It is heading towards the Parable's coding as we speak."
Narrator: "Not on my watch-"
Stanley: "[W-wait, wait! Can I come too?]"
Narrator: "Absolutely NOT. You stay right here and do whatever else you do whenever there's a breach in the system."
Stanley: "[That's the thing! There's nothing to do here! With the stories on hold, I can't just sit around and do nothing! I wanna help too! I'm just as a part of this Parable as everyone else here. And as much as I loathed this place sometimes, it's also my home.]"
Narrator: *grumbling* "Oh Bollocks! FINE. If you're so incessant. BUT I am NOT going to save your sorry arse if things go south."
Stanley: unfazed "[Sure, sure. Can we go now?]"
Mariella: "Any time now, you two! Virus is already outside the parable!"
Narrator & Stanley: Immediately teleports out of the Parable
Narrator: "Nasty little buggers aren't they? Are you sure you still wanted to help, Stanley? Hmm~? I could snap my fingers and bring you back inside the parable with the others where it's nice and safe because your strong and wonderful Narrator had valiantly fought the treacherous beasts of the-"
Stanley: *gulps nervously* "[No! M-My decision is final!]"
Narrator: *shrugs* "Suit yourself. It looks like this is going to be quite the handful. Fear not though, dear protagonist! Remember as the saying goes, 'If you can't beat them, beat them with a bat twice as hard'."
Stanley: "[That's not-]"
Narrator: "BATTER UP-!"
something came over me and I had to see it through
Think about it bro
Henry didn't make the cut ig 😔😔💔💔
Love these guys   
Edit: holy shit thanks for 350 likes!?!
Also, I know stray isn’t mute, but I just really wanted to include them ok!
Honorable mentions to Mel, frisk, and Kris
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