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I'M GOING TO CRY THEY HAVE WEDDING RINGS NOW

Do you guys ever think about the process of dismantling Phone Guys and how utterly vile and dehumanising the very idea of it is : literally putting down people like dogs after depriving them of their dignity and identity, forcing them into a lifetime of abuse from their leaders and customers alike.

because i do.

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

Henry didn't make the cut ig 😔😔💔💔

Love these guys   

Edit: holy shit thanks for 350 likes!?!

Also, I know stray isn’t mute, but I just really wanted to include them ok!

Honorable mentions to Mel, frisk, and Kris

Oh my god he's a dork. I love him

I like the fact that Apollo's circle of acquaintances is just... completely batshit. like he knows/knew and is/was on good terms with

a (presumably) very famous rockstar

gangsters

a popular foreign singer (who is also his mother)

a famous magician troupe

astronauts

multiple high-profile legal professionals

the literal public enemy number one of a small asian country

the princess of said country

I tried the mp100 style heheh