My Man's Tired Of This Bs

'Bill Cipher fumbled'

Mmmmmmghh, Phoenix is so fearful and burned by romance... Phoenix scared to trust his judgment in romantic partners... so flustered at the mere insinuation that he's interested in someone... Phoenix, whose only known relationship was with someone who tried to murder him, then framed him for another murder... Phoenix, who doesn't want to try again... Phoenix, who can't trust those he loves with his body, mind, and soul...

Feenie was your poison. You pour Feenie in a little glass bottle and keep him close to your chest. This time, you won't be showing it around to everybody you meet. You won't be showing it to anyone anymore...

Graggh.... More stuff where Phoenix is scared over dating Miles... Phoenix’s trust him seemingly drops the moment they get into a relationship, he is SO antsy over him in his presence. And Miles understands, but damn it really hurts because he wasn't this skittish when they were just friends. But he can see how hard Phoenix is trying...

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trauma

Mentally Imbalanced

CHAT. THE MAIN SIGVERSE ELEVATOR HITCH ACCOUNTS I FOLLOWED JUST DIVORCED. I AM A CHILD OF DIVORCE. (Technically I'm not since my DUMBASS never asked to be adopted) BUT STILL.

HELP WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON WITH THE SIGVERSE ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS FOR ELEVATOR HITCH??-

It's like everyone is getting ANGST ANGST, MAJOR ANGST, HURT IN SOMEWAY, KILLED, ALMOST KILLED-

ig that crap builds character armor 🙏🙏🙏🙏

(shhh the lore is entertaining)

4/27 ARTWORK

HAPPY 4/27! god, i can't believe I forgot to post this earlier, when I made it! anyways yes, today is a good day for all parables. i should make a reference sheet for my guys soon, that'll have to come during 4/32 i suppose idk. anyways HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY TO TSPUD AND HAPPY STANLEY DAY !!!

I just had an idea on how the AA games could introduce a Narumitsu are married thing.

Since we already had Turnabout Time Traveller, Phoenix would get involved into an investigation involving a marriage, and as you interview people you realize it’s all people Phoenix knows, and then someone asks “who’s getting married, anyway?” And Edgeworth answers, extremely pissed that he had to do work on the day of his own wedding.

And the dialogue has clever jabs at his love life and everything and random jokes and hints, to the dismay of whoever is with Nick.

Ideally Phoenix would have a random new companion that happened to show up, or someone like Ahibi (heck even Kay Faraday, if for some reason she hadn’t been into contact with Edgeworth much recently)

And only after the case is solved, you get a picture where there’s Edgeworth in a white suit and someone standing next to him in partial shadows.

It’d be so funny and absurd, because I’m sure Phoenix wouldn’t comment at all about working on such a day, or do so in a way that confuses his companion.

Bonus if it’s the same reception venue with the two pegabulls