Literature-and-screaming-blog - Gender Is Dead I Eated It

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

Like to charge reblog to cast

Listen man THIS ONE? I will butcher it. I promise you I will. I couldn't dance if everyone's lives depended on it. Like I can try to research how to describe dancing but I have six left feet and no sense of sensuality. I have rhythm but none of it is actually useful. It doesn't translate from mind to body, much less so to words.

Three years from now when you've forgotten about even asking for it it's gonna pop up on a recommended page covered in dust and even then it'll just be this

I promise a whole-hearted attempt but it's definitely gonna be a hot minute for me to figure it out.

Thank you so much for your ask/request, Little Bat 🦇🥰

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

OMG?!???!!

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

Did you enjoy Across the Spider-Verse? Do you like TTRPGs?

You should check out the award-winning TTRPG I wrote as a love letter to Spider-Man, called Anyone Can Wear the Mask.

(not for nothing, but the art in the game by Elijah Forbes is gorgeous)

It's a 3-player RPG where one player plays a local superhero; another, the City the hero has sworn to protect; and the third, the villain threatening the safety of the people. You draw cards, roll dice, draw a map, and tell a story about what it means to be a hero.

It's currently available in print and digital, which includes the PDF and audiobook with narration by Aaron Catano-Saez (Skyjacks: Courier's Call). Peep the game's trailer:

You can get the game right here:

Print: Jeffstormer.com/shop

Digital: jeffstormer.itch.io/mask

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.