Literature-and-screaming-blog - Gender Is Dead I Eated It

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

I love Skizzleman

reblog if you love the Skizzleman

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

@baristabastard

my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

🪙Hades Hermits Masterpost!🪙

Welcome to the Hades Hermits Masterpost! This is an archive for all of the Hermit's designs and other interactions, with hyperlinks to the specific posts!

Hermit A Day May designs:

[ BEEF ] [ XISUMA ] [ ZEDAPH ] [ KERALIS ] [ TFC ] [ JEVIN ] [ MUMBO ] [ XB ] [ SKIZZ ] [ STRESS ] [ PEARL ] [ JIMMY ] [ JIMMY ALT ] [ CUB ] [ DOC ] [ DOC BATH SCENE ] [ FALSE ] [ WELS ] [ ETHO ] [ JOE ] [ REN ] [ REN ALT ] [ GEM ] [ BDUBS ] [ ISKALL ] [ TANGO ] [ CLEO ] [ IMPULSE ] [ GRIAN ] [ SCAR ] [ HYPNO ] [ JOEL ] [ ZITS ]

Extra:

[ DUNGEON MASTER, CURSE BEARER ]

This post is incomplete and more will be added as more is revealed!

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it