Cool Im In

she’s me i’m her

Hello Dr crane. How is my fellow bird companion? Hmm?

Hello Oswald I'm doing as well as a scarecrow can this evening how are you?

Dear neighbor: if you don't bring your crying puppy inside immediately I will be forced to walk over there, steal your puppy, and give him a life of love and luxury, and then he will hit it big in Hollywood and he'll make millions, and then a year later we'll return and you'll say "oh my gosh, celebrity puppy, remember me? I was your owner!" and the puppy will look back at me and I'll give a subtle nod of encouragement and then he'll turn back to you and say "Never heard of you" and then he'll tell the limo driver to lock the windows

im REALLL I got nobody to tag tho but I'm a living person

OMAC

Uhm so I'm doing this.

So apparently there's a lot of fake ass people on Tumblr who will just interact with you for comments and or followers or attention. So uhm I'm tagging ppl and they repost this and tag their moots too pls.

@fishtheflowerchomper

@fishgutzz

@notrighttonight

@tygerlilyrotsaway

I def would tag more but I've just interacted the most with these individuals :3

Please be real moots! I love u all anyways lmao

right answer we should team up some time

How is your opinion on the government

"Scared little animals.... they all are."

I'm under your bed

love the iconic duo of a psychopathic/schizophrenic individual and the colleague he's jealous of who he hurted and ended up regretting then had a mental breakdown about it