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Small Rant About my Stupidity

I'm an idiot and I can't believe it took me this long to come to such a FUCKING OBVIOUS CONCLUSION but I'm demisexual. I am SO ANGRY at myself. This would have saved me so much FUCKING TROUBLE. ARGH. I have lied. To. So. Many. People. About. Having crushes on celebrities. Finding people in my class attractive. Just. So. I. Could. Feel. Normal. I thought something was wrong with me? I was never sure if I was gay or not because I have only ever been attracted to one person. I have had conversations with my bi friend about female celebrities and who's the hottest and I just picked women that I admired because NONE OF THEM WERE ATTRACTIVE. She was like "Marzia right?" And I was like "HAHA YEAH HER TOO." And I can't tell my friends because then I would have to explain why I know I'm demi and not ace which involves telling everyone that I have a crush on my best friend. And no one wants that. So I swear to GOD past me. Why are you such an IDIOT? Now I'm stuck in a hole and I know my friends will completely accept me when I do tell them but I can't just yet because then I would have to explain crap-tonnes of shit that I've said so I could pretend to be sexually attracted to fucking Maya Hawke or Zendaya but I'm really not I just love them as people so yeah now I'm just ready to die.

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

repressed emos on october 31st, 2019: 

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I just saw a spider crawling up my wall next to my bed. Well there goes my chance of any sleep...

Reasons Why You Should Never Live in the Countryside

No. 2

Spiders. Spiders everywhere. We found one the size of my palm in the dishwasher once. They sleep on your face.

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My mum keeps telling me that I need to talk to people in order to make friends. I already have one. Is that not enough?

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