Ever Just Too Tired To Form Sentences And Talk And Your Parents Try To Talk To You And You Just Groan

Well I guess I use Tumblr now...

SOMEONE GRAB THE BUTTER WE MUST UNSTICK YOU

stuck

btw go and chibify yourself, it’s so cute

azasona

actual aza

I'm glad I'm in Ravenclaw.

Professor: [yelling at a student in class] You could have seriously hurt someone! What were you thinking??

Gryffindor: [whispers to Ravenclaw] Someone is feeling crabby today...

Professor: [whips around to look at Gryffindor] Do you have something to add to this conversation? I would love to hear it! Or have you also decided to endanger students?

Gryffindor: No! I-- I just--

Ravenclaw: [quickly interjecting] Professor! I have a quick question. Did you change the color of the chalk today? I'm just asking because I feel like it's definitely made the directions much more legible, and fun!

Professor: [huge smile] I did! Why-- thank you, Ravenclaw. Okay everybody, time to get back to work.

Gryffindor: How did you do that??

Ravenclaw: I've been classically conditioning the professor all semester to like me by always smelling like their favorite flower. It's generalized to just liking me in general. It's totally unconscious.

Professor: [passes by] Ravenclaw, your work today is simply exemplary. Ten points to Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw: Thanks, professor! [turns to Gryffindor] Science, bitch.

I hate Summer. This is Britain. Why is it hot? Fucking global warming. I can't sleep it's too hot.

Are there SERIOUSLY still people hating on Adrian? The active, healthy, respectfully vegan, poetry reading, book writing, nature loving, and motivational tol bean photographer Adrian freaking Howell, who reached such success despite the crap he was put through as a teen? I thought the Phandom was improving. People like this shouldn’t be in the Phandom anymore. Stop finding stupid untruthful reasons to hate on Adrian. He is a phenomenal person with such a bright future and big heart. Please don’t tear him down like others used to. He’s finally happy now, don’t freaking rip that from him. Anyone who hates on Adrian, or tries to find reasons to is toxic. Get the hell off my blog if you are that way, and please quit it. Adrian has done so much good with himself, and it breaks my heart knowing jerks still want to snatch that joy away from him. Did I mention that Dan and Adrian have recently started rebuilding a healthy and loving brotherly relationship again and anyone who bullies Adrian is not just hurting Adrian but is also hurting Dan? Think about that. If you won’t stop for Adrian, for goodness sake at least do it for Dan. Do it for the sake of healthy relationships. Don’t ruin what they’ve built back up.

Don’t wipe this beautiful smile off his face or I’ll break you to pieces.

💙

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

I don't need to be reminded this early in the morning.

HEY HI SO IM MEETING DAN AND PHIL AT VIDCON and I wanna start a project!!

I’m gonna make a book of letters it give them. If you want to be inckuded, send me a 1-4 sentence message via dm or asks and I’m gonna write it in the book! And if you wanna send them art send that in too! And let me know if you want your @ to be on there.

I hope I can get as many people as possible involved. Please reblog to spread the word. Deadline to send messages is 7/10.

Your theory is proving to be accurate so far

reblog if you’re a lesbian and love kiribaku i have a theory