barty: BASTARD what about me
regulus: mother and father completely ruined my life, i can’t stand them
sirius: and yet you’re wearing the gucci pajamas mother bought you and you’re currently online shopping using fathers credit card
regulus: they gave me a horrible childhood, they can make up for it by buying me things *turns to james* would you like a giraffe? there’s currently one for sale on craigslist for $70,000 and i think that’s just enough to make mother go crazy
james: omg yes yes yes
sirius:
sirius: wait buy me one too
remus: absolutely not, you are not bringing a giraffe to the dorm
regulus: come on remus, let them have their giraffes. i’ll buy you a cat
remus: this is not the regulus i’m used to, usually you always agree with me
regulus: today i’m trying to erase my childhood trauma by buying things
remus:
remus: yeah get me the cat
i have made this 😭😭😭
sizzy is the tsc couple that matches each other's freak. izzy watches star wars marathons all the time, and simon became a shadowhunter mostly bc of her
I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say
Jem's parents' love story is so much funnier if you consider that Jonah and Wenyu were born at the start of the first opium war and likely met during the second, being like 18 and 17 when it started. Imagine being a stoic, disciplined warrior princess working at imperial court and one day the evil british enemy shows up and you're ready to annihilate him except he is a sappy romantic fool and tries to serenade you. I know my girl was befuddled. Invented enemies to lovers honestly
me rn searching desperately for any and all content
i've finished the night circus
WHERE IS THE FANDOM OF THIS MASTERPIECE???
I LITERALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH IT
gods, send help
on tragedy, fate, and inevitability.
oresteia, robert icke // theatre of the oppressed, augusto boal // song of achilles, madeline miller // the book thief, markus zusak // antigone, jean anouilh // revisiting mockingjay ahead of the hunger games prequel, entertainment weekly // romeo and juliet, shakespeare // h of h playbook, anne carson // war of the foxes, richard siken // the road to hell (reprise), hadestown // planet of love, richard siken // they both die at the end, adam silvera
“No she's not” Jason defends “Nothing here is yours”
“You are mine” the goddess snaps “You were gifted to me”
He just squares his shoulders and stands his ground “Yeah well, I've taken me back”
The glair Juno shoots him could strip paint “That boy changed you”
“Yeah” Jason smiles “yeah he did”
lucy gray taking a bow after her reaping song. haymitch applauding snow while presenting him with louella’s corpse. katniss twirling around in her flaming dress in front of the entire country. peeta painting a portrait of rue for the gamemakers.
district twelve really said, “you want a show? we’ll give you a show.”
oh to be aware of the tragedy and walk into it anyways bc that person is worth it all and more
on tragic heroes and the people who'd follow them anywhere.
tumblr textpost// Anne Carson, An Oresteia// Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles// Victor Hugo, Les Miserables// William Shakespeare, Hamlet// Anne Carson, An Oresteia
feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year