My AMC Television Drama Pitch:

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

:)

Reblog if you'd die in a factory accident in the 20's due to fewer safety regulations and fewer worker protections.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

fo

mine will be “h”

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED