Are You A Dog? No ? Goodbye

spiny lobster conga line😎

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

“worm” = some little wet tube who lives in ground & eat dirt

His name is Kevin (I think), Vanessa Stockard

every time I start thinking about lepidodendrons I always end up thinking about what it would be like to Jurassic Park one back to life and settle the 10099880 questions about how they existed once and for all

Plop

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Too tiny to even leave footprints

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for