Me: I Hate Ark So Much

Well shit, I can’t refuse

sex is fighting your girlfriend that lives in your head in a mech oughhhhhakjhfbekbfkje

Alright, as strong as Maki is, he usually fights with at least one other bug at his side, so being alone is gonna hamper him no matter what.

Meanwhile, Hornet has been on her own since being a child, and she has a few things going for her Maki doesn't: mobility, range, and area denial. She can set up traps, keep him out of reach while still being a threat, and move considerably more swiftly than Maki. Also, her weapon is made of metal, whereas I think Maki's sword is made of wood. Sure, he can swing it pretty hard, but Hornet could probably just break it if necessary. Sorry, Maki, but she's just got too much over you.

(Please RB to spread!)

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

PERIL 🔥 !! i finally found a design for her i like yayyyy!!

she is constantly steaming and glowing around her core bc of the fire in her. in my design, the gradient is dark around her whole face and down her neck bc she is actually charred from the heat! the skywings are based off birds of pray for me, but the fluffed feathers on the back of their necks are burned off for peril! she's bald noooo!!

whatever, go my slugcat

Funnily enough they have the same voice actor

When you have two obsessions at the same time so you fuse them

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. apocalypse rail

@niko-jpeg It’s your birthday! Happy birthday!/j

Wait. Holy shit. How could we forget

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOO NIKOOOOOO MOST SOPPING WET BEAST!!!!